Dave

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

Nice job #AlbertJones giving your voice and time singing Happy Birthday to a stranger takes real soul. Thanks!

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

https://t.co/O4iNojnk62

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

#Uber are you shitting me! I fly 4 times this week and your boy is going to lock me in the only thing smaller than a plane and cough all over me? #sickdaysplease

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@LRiddickESPN You may be right Nick Satain knows what it takes to win but when he knows it takes hard work on a level playing field he #SabanLies and runs from the fight! #Hialeah #HMLTrojans

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@danieltosh You can't squish them FINS! @RobGronkowski can only tackle porn stars boy! The Cubans will be rocking Hialeah tonight! Hey #CheatingPats need to get your snow plow boy on the goal line.

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@SteeloBrim Being a hard worker is more valuable than 10 Harvard MBAs. Worrying about your own life makes you happier than 10 #MoFos mad at what every else is not doing to them. #TooBasic

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@Citadel1842 You keep doing you. I’m beyond the honor code so I say you know #NickSaban couldn’t make it a day as an NFL special teams coach without lying because he has pissed himself dealing with real men! He can’t get a single job in the NFL so he has to keep blowing boosters

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

The only thing better than making it out of the mean streets of Hialeah Fla and narrowly surviving 9th and 10th grade in Talladega Al to make it to @Citadel1842 is knowing whenever the #Bear take a heavenly shit it will fall into #Saban mouth for eternity

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@danieltosh you better get your boy #NickSatain The only reason none of the Citadel Bulldogs would make the Bama squad is because of the mandatory #RoyMoore and #NickSaban 69 class you put freshmen through to make them true Alabama brain numb animals.

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

Was that gunshots in Huntington Harbor? That is not a normal sound in Huntington Beach

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

Well holy shit! I think I just got the high score in the #DeathRace cab game I just watched from the backseat of my Hong Kong cab. My man was apparently VERY depressed and needed a good game of cement truck Frogger to cheer him up. 100k bonus for 90kph in a Typhoon!

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

#PhilMickelson #USOpen #USGA
Who has damaged the reputation of the US Open more? Phil over the past 3 US Opens or the USGA

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@chambleebrandel Relax your DQ rant. Stay focused on the real culprit here, @USGA. @PhilMickelson36 got screwed by an unplayable setup. If the game is not respected by @USGA I say we add a rule 35 - Luck and Got away from us shal not be used.

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

It's Monday so gotta spin the wheel to see where I'm going but as I wait @JohnWayneAir for my Dallas flight I see not everyone is wearing boots. #StacyAdams wishes!

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@SteeloBrim Brah I am the most immature old guy in Huntington Beach so believe me do something random like going somewhere you've never been and try something new. As you get older the things you remember get more interesting. The "crazy" shit only itches.

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

So @Jaecrowder_99 can go from court to club? https://t.co/0s8C8U8yBo

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

@notthefakeSVP Sorry brah but with the wiffey of yours with the big rock in line to get breakfast in #vegas shows a coverage #OutKicked!

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

#SuperBowl #JustinTimberlake The halftime show reminds you that #Prince is 2nd to no other solo artist. #Twitterverse who is he tied with?

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

To the nice old lady stuck in the middle seat on LAX to CLT AA2032 that just landed. Sorry about that lesbo slam scene in the movie I was watching I didn't know it was about to go down figuratively and literally. You see the ladies no longer sport #BigFootBush so #EverybodyEats

[Dave @CaliDaveHB]

#NewYorkers can you animals tell me why you take so much pride in living here?