Team, I've got great news. I just got a wonderful review for HELL HEIST from industry-standard Kirkus!!
"A wildly entertaining trek through hell itself with a bizarre cast of characters."
https://t.co/qYKkCGZSVn
Elvira and Pee-wee Herman together on her 1982 Halloween Special is pure 80s spooky chaos.🎃
Elvira hosting, Pee-wee showing up in his ghost costume with a bag of tricks, and the two legends trading ridiculous lines like old friends.
Yo, Crypt Dwellers and Pizza Commandos! 🕹️🍕 It's your eternal pizza-makin' NES thrashin' vampire dad Cap'n Retrovania crawlin' out of the grave and straight into the Haunted Pizzeria Clubhouse!
Who's ready for another totally bitchin' Saturday Morning Crunch? We're celebrating that fresh Masters of the Universe live-action movie drop with a full-on breakfast cereal-fueled power weekend! We'll be firing up a classic episode of the early '80s Filmation He-Man and The Masters of the Universe cartoon and cranking the nostalgia to maximum overdrive.
Plus, I'm unleashing my brand-new He-Man’s Power Sword Peanut Butter Crunch Slam Shake!
This bad boy is a thick, creamy vanilla ice cream base loaded with heaps of Cap’n Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch cereal, blended until it’s got that perfect crunchy-yet-smooth texture. I spike it with extra peanut butter, a splash of banana for that barbarian strength, and top it off with more whole Cap’n Crunch pieces, whipped cream, and a dusting of cinnamon “power crystals.” One sip and you’ll feel like you just yelled “By the Power of Grayskull!” — pure Saturday morning childhood fuel in a glass.
Who’s joining me in the Clubhouse this weekend? Drop your favorite He-Man memory below, Pizza Commandos! Let’s make this weekend EPIC. ⚔️💀🍦
#HeMan #MastersoftheUniverse
#80sKidsRule #80sCartoon
#SaturdayMorningCrunch
They should ask Saban, under oath, how many players he paid in the pre-NIL era. He was happy driving his Ferrari down a never-ending exclusive road lined by brown paper bags of cash until NIL came into play.
of all the pernicious things that have happened over the past few years I think the effective rebranding of January 6 into an event in which the rioters were the ones who were wronged may best symbolize how bad our politics have become.