Suzie T

Writer, artist, total nerd.

[Suzie T @California_Suz]

So I changed my flight to get home earlier but now I have to sit on the left side of the airplane. Appreciate thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.

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My 6 year old nephew just proudly told me he had $20 saved up and he wanted to buy his daddy a cybertruck. It was adorable and I love that it's not my job to tell him.

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#EarsToVets

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@TheBabylonBee Chihuahuas are completely psychotic, so this could work. Just unleash a horde of them and watch the carnage.

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@nytimes As divided as this country has become on many issues, I think we can all agree that white chocolate is absolute garbage

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@washingtonpost Where's Tom though?

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@dog_rates

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My Grandma, who has dementia, turned 96 today. Her condition is heartbreaking for all of us, but today was a silver lining as she kept being joyously surprised that it was in fact her birthday.

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@kathrynw5

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@notabattlechick I have 8 nieces and nephews, and my retirement strategy is to be nice to all of them until I figure out which will be the most financially successful.

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@POTUS My 95 year old diabetic grandmother hasn't been able to get her vaccine, but two of my friends in their 30s have. I think there may still be some areas for improvement.

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@quakerraina Ride of the Valkyries, full blast

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@BlurpleOPS @Not_the_Bee Just call it a sex party and see what happens I guess?

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It's #LoveYourPetDay so guess who gets an extra snack?

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@Oregon9095 I've gotten better at typing with his chin on my arm, as he never seems inclined to move.

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@lourdesgnavarro My coworker insisted I turn my camera on for our call then joked how I looked nothing like my profile picture.

Dude, I haven't styled my hair or worn makeup since this whole pandemic started. If my only motivation to do so is to avoid jackass comments, I think I'll be okay.

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"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Suzie T @California_Suz]

Ravenclaw is trending. Did we win the House Cup?!?

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@jswilliams @dog_feelings Same! Is it a reflection? Or another Sebastian fren? This is worse than the skittle.

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@capitalweather @stillmand