CaligulaMMXX

3rd Emperor of Rome.

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

On this Father’s Day, give the patriarch of your family the greatest gift of all - a swift death! Then assume your role as leader and enjoy this beautiful book! https://t.co/v6KrxBKsRo

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

Greetings citizens. As I understand that literacy and reading comprehension are at an all-time low among you, I would like to recommend this beautiful book filled with pictures to delight your feeble minds! https://t.co/v6KrxBKsRo

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

https://t.co/YhtO3F0vMx @XanBrooks one of the most important and overlooked highlights of my career.

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@DeFiDaniel @ToneVays The bottom of his triangle! Saucy! I approve!

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

After a massive power outage in Los Angeles in 1994 people called 911 to express alarm at the large, silvery cloud hanging over the city. They had just seen the Milky Way galaxy for the first time due to the lack of light pollution.

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@BrandonBeckham_ @realDonaldTrump @GovMikeHuckabee @TeamTrump Our favorite conservative public policy is the one about pussy-grabbing! #Christian #values

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a #God.
You, on the other hand, are #gross, #problematic, and #toxic!

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

... to a horde of #lazy #DoNothing #Libtards like you! I am all men! #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

Go ahead and report me, you TRIFLING PLEBES! You are WEAK, your progeny are WEAK, your #PRONOUNS are WEAK! Your tastelessly colorful hair and excessive facial piercings betray your lack of wit, depth, and character. I would sooner burn my empire to the ground than cede control...

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@thezookeeper23 @ImmoralReport You have gone mad. 73 years old is far too late for an abortion.

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@shadihamid @DineshDSouza Yes... I, too, remember the dark times, when even a whispered “Merry Christmas” could result in decapitation.#CaligulaMMXX

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@jf1776 @ImmoralReport @realDonaldTrump @GOP @TheDemocrats @HouseDemocrats I concur. Cancel the 2020 election completely and place me in charge as Divine Emperor. #CaligulaMMXX #BuildTheWall

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@CameronJMClark @TheMarkPantano Not pornography: Paganography.
#CaligulaMMXX

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@TheMarkPantano Not pornography: Paganography. #CaligulaMMXX

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@therealb6000 @ImmoralReport @DotardsDiaper @PlasmaMagnet @IAmJulesWard @ChelseaClinton @RepGosar I shall have you both fed to the lions for this tiresome bickering.
#CaligulaMMXX

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@Winners1Losers0 @ImmoralReport #VoteCaligulaToSaveAmerica
#CaligulaMMXX

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@nytimes How very Christian. #ThrowThemToTheLions #CaligulaMMXX

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@warriors_mom @ImmoralReport #FakeNews

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@TornadoNewsLink @ImmoralReport Put me in charge and I will have their genitals cut off and fed to my dogs! #CaligulaMMXX

[CaligulaMMXX @CaligulaMmxx]

@senatemajldr Happy Holidays!