Kevin Waterson

Father of 3, husband of 1, yeller at TV, sporter of the number 23. Lawyer by training, bean-counter by trade. Raised in LA, hang hat in NorCal, heart's in NYC.

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@barstoolsports The force out at 3rd was clear as day. The HBP was as questionable at best. Tough loss.

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

Suddenly City being gifted 2 points back in Feb. looms so large. #LFC #PremierLeague #TravestyCity #YNWA

[Riff Raff @RichardAOB]

Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them.

We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

My son after coming home from the gym: I have Bernie Sanders inside of me.
Me: ...

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@drewmagary Hahaha. Ah, McGarnacle, eases the pain.

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

Awkward moment today...it seems the wife and I had the exact same Christmas present idea! Haha. @JamesMilner

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Better have his cake ready, Bedelia

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

14th year anniversary of doing absolutely nothing in the delivery room! Cake time!! https://t.co/3j5X9qkYtc

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@OdotJdot Dude, I can’t even get a direct flight to San Antonio.

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Love it 😂😂 #Liverpoolfc

[Texas Courtney @AlaskanCourtney]

Twitter can be so ugly. Here’s some adorableness.

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@drewmagary Hard to tell if “rude media” won’t bubble up again in some mass form, but just due to the inherent and overly divisive politics that infests everything these days, hard to imagine it won’t just be co-opted, devalued and given out in small doses by the very enemy it fought against

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@YnotBro @FoxNews This is a horrible example. If Rupert Murdoch has decided to “stick to news” he’d have been bought and sold by asshole owners with agendas many times over and turned into a cut-rate buzzfeed. So, bravo to the owners? 🙄🙄🙄

[Kevin Waterson @Calikev23]

@drewmagary Rarely do I get up in arms over shit that happens on the internet. Today is the exception. Deadspin was my favorite site. *sharpens pitchfork* Lets go impale some venture capitalists with two thumbs up and a backwards dancing motion! #RIPDeadspin

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

I’m crying so fucking much rn