Mary Calkins

[elias @faithfulelias]

Ain’t seen my friends in so long next time I hangout w them ima be all shy

[kyle @dirtyguccis]

She decided to jump. Smh

[rosie 🪼 @marroquin_rosie]

i hope my kids r this stupid

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“It’s chicken. I like fried chicken”

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

They snitched on my mans

[vs @versuslll]

I hate when I go out in public and the public be there

[JP @Jprz1321]

Me when I go to a house party and they have a dog

[Sarah Calkins @scalkins22]

Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats.

[Zoe Gray @ZoeGabrielle3]

IMPRACTICAL JOKERS IS NOW ON NETFLIX I REPEAT IMPRACTICAL JOKERS IS NOW ON NETFLIX!!!!!!!!

[Shannon Borner @shannon_borner]

@ElizabethFath I hope you realize how this makes you look. I think she looks beautiful

[Mary Calkins @CalkinsMary]

@ElizabethFath Your literally so pathetic.

[Michael @Boss_Banking]

i have been laughing at this video for time man

[KD @kenzdudds]

the worlds most dramatic sneeze from my 14 year old 🐶😍😂

[••• @AYYAMERICA]

I took a fat L last night! 🐾