Al

I learned it on a podcast.

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

#BachelorVote I can’t vote for anyone… is this an @nbcsnl skit?

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

More than half of trans kids seriously contemplate suicide. Consider that when you hear the Texas Governor wants to label treatments for trans kids as “child abuse.” Shame on you @GovAbbott.

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

I'm going to start writing down my thoughts this year 🧐
https://t.co/O7auEfbvvh

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

“Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. For Christmas I would like everyone to stop calling me sleepy joe. I’m sleepy sometimes, but not most of the time. Xoxo, @POTUS”.

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

“Dear @santa, I have been a very good boy this year. Especially since I stopped sniffing people. For Christmas, I would love to legalize marijuana. Xoxo, Joe”

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

@BALENCIAGA deserves a class action lawsuit from @Crocs. This is fraud.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

You can disagree with someone and still think they are as valuable and worthwhile as you are. @Fwd_Party

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

As if I would ever even entertain eating @djkhaled ‘s wings after his weak performance on @hotonesgameshow

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

The best part of @Twitter is that there’s no little green dot telling everyone how long you’ve been scrolling

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

@stephsmithio @danpedrero

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

Happy weekend! I hope you all sit in a comfy chair and drink coffee this morning ✨

[Navalism @NavalismHQ]

"If you can’t be happy with a coffee, you won’t be happy with a yacht."

@naval

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

@alexabelson9 @ashleydzhang I spent 2 weeks at my in-laws and had time away from my couch and streaming. Instead, I read @AndrewYang ‘s new booked called Forward. I slept better, and had the opportunity to think deeply about challenges in America. I believe reading for hours is > watching for hours.

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

Can’t stop singing about corn pudding today @KeeganMKey

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Today, we celebrate America’s most explosive turkeys

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

Gobble gobble

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

@thedankoe invited me 👋

[Al @CallMeAl_94]

Hi @zacharytwill352 you’re my first follower. Thanks ✌️