Cage Johnson

They cant keep getting away with it.
Gardener, gamer, medical and pug enthusiast

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

I got bored house sitting for my parents and decided to actually Ghibli myself. So here's the face behind the cringe and shitposting.

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@Howlingmutant0 Banger

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

"You got a friend in jail"

"He got a fel-on-y"

"To Jail and Beyond"

"BUZZ LOOK A COP" "WHERE?"

"Somebody poisoned the Hennessy!!"

[Josh @XJosh]

How come no lawyer has ever set up a business suing H-1B employers under Title VII for national-origin discrimination? It does apply to employers discriminating against American citizens and it does have a fee-shifting provision.

This is what I mean by cons lacking activists.

[Alberto Pugilato @Albertopugilat]

“marroquí detenido por violación anal a un menor autista”

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

"This violent repeat offender is too mentally ill to stand trial. Lets hold him for 4 months then let him out again."

Too crazy for trial should mean too crazy for society. He should never walk the streets again.

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@sadgirlyboss Your future man mustve been around and "gravity' was trying to help you out there.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

The God-Emperor performs miracles on battlefields to grant aid to those in desperate need, bears witness to the collective suffering of humanity, and continuously exerts his power to protect mankind from the horrors of the Warp

And people want to tell me he’s the bad guy?

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@honeyNonABG eh, depends on the man I guess. Youngest I'd ever date is 24/25. By that time I think most people's "core" is developed: aka - general goals/views/morals are established.

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@Babygravy9 New alarm combo

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

Ive never seen this gay of a man look so uncomfortable putting meat in his mouth.

[Josh @XJosh]

All Indians like @ArvindKrishna and @nealmohan are enemies of the American people, our constitutional rights, and the health of the nation. Every single one should have their assets seized and liquidated, their passports burned, and their persons deported.

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatrickJWolf]

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@sadgirlyboss I've been giving little letters to my crush every day I see her. She's been enjoying them quite a lot, been leaving me some too now.

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@Babygravy9 Correct, and they are easy to grow and taste better

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@BigDickBarclay Could watch Metokurs last stream, or the last 3 Mad at the Internet streams

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@Howlingmutant0 Banger

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@sadgirlyboss Def. some good signs.

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

Trump is absolutely gemming out on Truth Social

[Cage Johnson @CallMeBigPharma]

@sadgirlyboss Repeat studies to reinforce validity is never bad.