Blueskull

My name is Blueskull. Simply because, well, that's the name I went with. I'm a very snarky and sarcastic writer. I'm also a food connoisseur-it's a side hobby.

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@Majestic_Memes_ @InternetH0F Well, it's Water from Water Incorporated, bringing you watery tastes since 1996 because every other year was taken.

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@NintendoAmerica

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@KeionJ05 Do you think he's going to say...

A. Peanuts

B. Planet

or C. Penis

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@SuperMarioOOC85 Luigi, you're so frickin' sexy~

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@DocShoddy I'll say maybe, teetering towards pass, I don't know.

Let me come back to you in about...I'd say, 4 minutes.

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@SussySpongey The fact that they really had the balls to put this in is what gets me, like, of course they'd delete it, but it's like, how cool of them was it to slip it in?

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@memeoocs Here are some rapid-fire questions. One, why didn't they just swim down? Two, how can there be vehicle underwater? Three, how isn't said vehicle rusted from the water? Four, how would fire trucks work underwater? And five, why are the fire fighters still there after the "rescue?"

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@wariocolosseum They gave them mouths so that they can make a Luma poop joke in the movie after Mario feeds them one too many Star Bits.

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@LocalBateman Luigi wins by shattering the fabric of reality.

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

Something was missing

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@misterduby At this point, the only way we'd get a Waluigi game is if the entire game took place inside of Waluigi's pinball machine!

...actually, that DOES sound kind of cool...

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@SamHain31st There's not even a backwards message like there was in Galaxy 2!

0/10, worst movie ever.

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@SuperMarioOOC85 In which, Mario backwards long jumps inside of a Toad House before he even had a chance to get an item, causing him to die due to breaking the laws of physics.

...actually, if you die in a Toad House, does the game crash, or does it spit you out like a regular level...?

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Ok, so real talk? When Nintendo revealed the fucking Virtual Boy of all things on NSO, I laughed...I think the hardest I'd ever laughed in my life. The only time I even came close to how hard I laughed at that moment was when they revealed Chris Pratt as Mario in the first movie.

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@SuperMarioOOC85 And this'll be the first time they'll have a boss fight (assuming they do) since New Super Mario Bros U. What? The port to Switch? No, I don't count that, it's a port! And a BAD one, at that!

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@SuperMarioOOC85 So, like...if DK was there with the characters...how come he wasn't turned into a baby, too...?

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@NathanielBandy1 It was good, but MAN, did that Virtual Boy NSO announcement throw me for a loop...

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@Nintendeal Hotel Mario 2.

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@MarioBrothBlog I love that Mario has some kind of...6th sense of danger in his sleep in this game that's so strong he can wake up, kick whatever was about to hit him, then go back to sleep as if nothing happened, it's great.

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Day 750 - ...holy shit, 774?! Wow. I haven't done one of THESE in a while. Y'know what the wild part is? It doesn't look like nothing much has changed. In 24 days. I don't know whether to be relieved or slightly scared about that...?

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@CNviolations I'll tell you what it is.

It's time for you to leave that house.