Zach Kay

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[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

When we argue for abortion rights from the perspective of extenuating circumstances (medical or otherwise), we are inherently compromising with the fascists.

We do not compromise on human rights.

Abortions should be accessible to everyone for any reason. No restrictions.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

Hey @ATT I should have to ask your reps to leave my property TWICE. Unconscionable and illegal. Get it together.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

alt joke: average republican facial expression (constipated)

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

Scientists have used AI to generate the average Republican's face, and it is UNBELIEVABLE

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

@AmallahGaming more like terrible .22s, am I right?

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

it's the 2nd amendment because it's supposed to be for 2-year-olds

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

Obviously the solution is that we need more good toddlers with guns to stop them.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

just explained to my roommate how I need to use my children's marimba as a pill organizer to remember if I've taken my allergy meds today or not

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

@PaetinThomps @ChrisRifer I would argue that somebody doing a job is significantly different than nobody doing that job.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

@jmiron1602 None would be ideal, yes.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

Okay #rctid, who do we think is the most likely last-minute kit sponsor for the Timbers?

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

excuse me?

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

...Phil Neville?

[Ryan Clarke @RyanTClarke]

NEW: Per @tombogert, the Portland Timbers are down to six or seven candidates for their new head coach.

That list includes interim boss Miles Joseph and outside candidates with MLS ties like Phil Neville and Robin Fraser. #RCTID https://t.co/fgn2yCcgNt

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Charles Barkley, everybody!

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

Distilled eau de Andrew Tate

[ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines]

hi does anyone know how the hell to get paxlovid in portland?

[leo baudhuin @notaleobutleo]

TRANS RIGHTS

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

@WinTheDay848 @bobthebuilder4u I can confirm that there is a serious wood paneling obsession going on here.

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

I'll be live with my brilliant friend and occasional colleague @Hiyatei tomorrow (Sunday) on the PegaPod at 10AM PT / 5PM WET. Come listen to us talk about community and identity and how those things intermingle in every aspect of our lives. https://t.co/EZdmDy7MOs

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

These banks are like your most irresponsible friend. You give them some cash to hold but twenty minutes later they come to you like, "hey man, about that $20... I kinda lost it in the slot machines. I just thought I could make some extra cash for myself you know..."

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

I'm live with my boy @rlackey15 talking about nerdy leftism stuff. Come hang: https://t.co/2jKkJP6qCw

[Zach Kay @CallMeCurator]

@RileyJamesIAC What a horrific take