Dat Ely

What of the dollar you murdered for..is that the one fighting for your soul?

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

You girls need to understand that the fuckboys u crush on, may have no fkn idea how to handle ur neck, ur back, ur p*y and ur c*k.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Sorry twitter world. I dnt tweet often but when i do..smtg just happened and i'm in the mood to write it just to make sure i'm thinkin str8

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Loyola dead ass full to the brim with pretty little hoes. Goodie two-shoes tend to leave nail marks on ur back if given the opportunity.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Thank you University for producing the best thots a student could ask for.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

College chicks lowkey horny 24/7. Especially the ones that don'eem try hard to fancy-up, but know she could get it any time any place.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

How do u know when a girl's interested in u? When u try setting up a coffee+study date with her, but she asks to come over instead.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

How do u know if a girl's interested in u? When u offer her ur number & she grabs ur phone to type in her's instead.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Its crazy how girls go for the older boys.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

All this ass in this library and i'm stuck staring at words. #myworldproblems

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

So refreshing to hear a girl say "I'm like totally having like a really blonde moment right now." #notekkers

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

The most fk's id give to see u ignore me in public is to laugh at ur sorry impolite a§ #lessthan140characters #reevaluate #you

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Smell the wine before you take the sip.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

How dope is Your playlist?

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

If by "talking to yourself," you mean "occasional bursts of laughter due to recalled observed ignorance"..? i been onnat.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

You didn't have to bend over with straight legs right in front of me. I appreciate the effort. *daps booty*

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

@BlacknameWhyte hahahahahahahaha

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

When you're on a date, bringing up "cute" childhood memories, and she says she was a thumb-sucker >>>>

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Theeee shit you learn in Psych class with babes around you...

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

Make your significant other your center of attention 15-25min/day and watch how both of start gazing at each other for longer periods.

[Dat Ely @CallMeEly]

The creepier the gaze, the hotter the crush. The softer the gaze the hotter the lust.