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|🩸🇳🇬 📍🇬🇲| Partisan of Female health & rights

[Funnyassjenise @funnyassjenise]

Shit has me in tears 😭

[JP @jpwillbegreat]

Dr. babe

[BODE @neverelent]

i hope i get married to someone who hates visitors just as much as i do

[✨panado dispensary ✨ @kundizee]

Or take pictures cuties
Because contrary to belief, doctors don’t know what every small white pill is called
It’s not a module in med school

[Ghost St Patrick @_kayode__]

You really won run for president again @officialABAT ? You wicked o

[Tierra @callhertee]

Beauty in black is really so bad but I just keep watching. Cause why does Angel keep blasting this music and dancing in the living room? Like he don’t have no other parts no more ???

[The Party Oxygen @theDjWhyte]

Your president said the economy was getting better.
Uber, Golemon, Nasco, GSK, ShopRite, P&G, Kimberly Clark, Microsoft. All exited Nigerian market.

Nothing way this admin don do good. Nothing.

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

If you feel the need to have a “last night of freedom” before your wedding you should probably cancel the wedding.

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

Still using a pinnard fetoscope to listen to intrauterine fetal heart sound.

[Olabode Owoyemi @OlamibodeAAB]

To show u how stupid ds removal of subsidy and devaluation of Naira is, my salary in 2023, b4 this disaster, was 130k, which is $433. I was buying fuel #200+

2day, bcos of d new minimum wage, my salary is 300k, which is $200. Now, I'm buying fuel at #1300

Am I poorer or richer?

[Engr Cajet @arinzecajet001]

Tinubu told you not to vote for him for 2nd term if he can’t give you 24hrs electricity.

So Tinubu is watching to see if you are stupid.

[ℹ️féolúwA IS A GUY ‼️ @ifehdpoe]

With the way Nigeria is going please when are our parents supposed to eat the fruit of their labor. I still dey chop from their labor like this so when ??

[Mori✨ @ThatMoriander]

When everyone is ready to be honest, we'll admit that the reason why our national identity is so spoiled abroad is because of Nigerian men. They are very animalistic. Is it the intense fraud, drug-pushing, constant rapes of women and children, DV?

We can go all day.

[kokolet. @CallMeGOGO_]

@DDrwg_ Chiefff! 🙌

[Sarah 💕 @sarahomg]

“Your pant line is showing”
I know, it’s because I’m wearing pant

[Oris @_Ortodox]

Typical Nigerian. Not eating so he can be full but eating so another person no go see chop

[kokolet. @CallMeGOGO_]

I just wish everyone kept their marriage to themselves 🚶‍♀️‍➡️

[Sandraify6 @Sandraify6]

I remember when I newly got married, my husband and I had a misunderstanding and out of anger, I told him, Please, get out.

He said, Okay, and left.

By 8 p.m., he wasn’t answering my calls. I didn’t realise he actually took my get out seriously until he stayed away for four days. 😂

By then, I was calling his brother, sending apology messages and begging him to come home. 😂

That experience taught me a big lesson. Since that day, no matter how angry I am, I have never told my husband to get out or used negative words on him.

Sometimes, when I’m angry, I just keep quiet because I know I might say something I’ll regret later.

I just laugh whenever I remember it ,but I also appreciate that experience because it taught me to be more careful with my words .

[Shukela @te_boo_ho]

Different “phase” ticket prices for the same event

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.