Mike O'Halloran

Baseball and Humor mixed in with family life.

[Mike O'Halloran @CallMeMikeyO]

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Farting for science: Smart Underwear measures passing gas https://t.co/lv4frGdzKp

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[The Associated Press @AP]

A group of polar bears that have taken over an abandoned polar research station off Russia's far eastern coast have been intimately captured in drone footage by Russian traveler and photographer Vadim Makhorov. He discovered that the animals were using it as a shelter.

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we are so back

[Little League @LittleLeague]

We feel strongly that there is no place for betting on Little League games.

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“who was on the roster”

[ESPN @espn]

Bobby Jenks, a two-time All-Star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, who was on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series, died on Friday in Sintra, Portugal, the team announced. https://t.co/S2jqBZM3WR

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@BreakingT UPDATE…

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@BreakingT

you won’t…

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

"Let it ******* rip"

DQ was this year's commencement speaker at his alma mater @SalisburyU

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@BreakingT annnnnnnd purchased

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For all who celebrate
#heishim

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

9 years ago today, Bartolo Colon went deep

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@EITMonline - very off-brand for someone that looooves a grudge
#BuffetOverEverything

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Shameless plug…
@Capitals @rmnb
LET’S GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Alex Ovechkin's 1 millionth career goal makes it 1-0

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“No, Joe. The ‘D’ does not stand for Delaware in ‘DMV.’ Stop shoehorning it in.”

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

What do you think they are talking about? (Wrong answers only)

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One of the greatest scenes in any sports movie. Hell any type of movie, period.

#RIP

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

The one constant through the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again

It reminds us of all that once was good, and what could be again. -Field of Dreams

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fair.

[FIN. @TebiRex]

Work drinks are like kidnappings. If you end up at a second location you’re fucked

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

doing this but w a hot dog in the anacostia

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@LONTDC1 just fast forward to :21 mark. all you need
#fuego

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#ALLCAPS

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

It’s a f—king crime this guy won’t be a part of the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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@EITMonline
🏎️💨💨💨🚓🚓🚓🚓

[WBAL-TV 11 Baltimore @wbaltv11]

LIVE: SkyTeam 11 is over a police pursuit in Baltimore County - https://t.co/FU8rvE2lqt https://t.co/71RzBTh43e

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everyone: earthquakes in NYC!! a total solar eclipse!! what could possibly be next?!?

me: you’re not gonna believe this…

[WJZ | CBS Baltimore @wjz]

Not only are more cicadas than usual expected this year, but some of them will be "zombie cicadas" that are infected by a sexually transmitted fungus that makes them hyper-sexual. https://t.co/Ow7mzKg33C

[Bat Flips and Nerds @batflips_nerds]

Morning everyone