Mario Mcrlwain

Father of two amazing children. Lover of art and tea. Former CEO of the NFL and current General Manager of M&Ms Antarctica branch. Let’s talk business.

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@Andrewplumer0 Proud of you bud!
-mm

[Stanfanski @Andrewplumer0]

Just opened, we’ve got the 4 essentials

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

-M

[Stanfanski @Andrewplumer0]

@YerBoiFrankie @FranksTheName @Heatherly4Pres @CallMeMrMario @SteveRochester3 @PPoppinshaus @Karl_Dands @gursheimer Except you Gabe, you’re gonna die alone

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

Except for you Gabe. You’re going to die alone.
-M

[Frank Gursheimer @YerBoiFrankie]

Life’s a game made for everyone, and love is the prize. @FranksTheName @Heatherly4Pres @CallMeMrMario @Andrewplumer0 @SteveRochester3 @PPoppinshaus @Karl_Dands @gursheimer - Frank G.

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@gursheimer Well never mind then.
-Mario

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

I was there when he said this in his famous speech!
Classic Francis lol.
-MM

[Frank @FranksTheName]

@StevenWayneArt @CallMeMrMario @YerBoiFrankie @Bobby_Dugs @Kenneth__Gee @NotAnatoliS @SteveRochester3 @rianjohnson @PMTsportsbiz @CincyProbs @mattr0den “A man that doesn’t stick to his word is not a real man, but instead, a giant dildo.”
-Pope Francis

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@StevenWayneArt @YerBoiFrankie @Bobby_Dugs @Kenneth__Gee @NotAnatoliS @SteveRochester3 @rianjohnson @FranksTheName @PMTsportsbiz @CincyProbs @mattr0den I always wondered what it would be like to be a 30-year-old virgin that used GIFs to try and make friends with strangers that know I’m lonely and depressed and still live in my moms basement.
Thanks for giving me that answer Tev.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

Anatoli Anatoli give me the formuoli!
-MM
#RIPBrother

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

Always a good time with my brothers !
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@StevenWayneArt @Kenneth__Gee @SteveRochester3 @rianjohnson @FranksTheName @NotAnatoliS @Bobby_Dugs @YerBoiFrankie @PMTsportsbiz @CincyProbs @mattr0den Steven, Please stop trying to pick fights on the internet with strangers again. Its not their fault that your dad and mom sleep in separate bedrooms and your 16 year old sister got impregnated in a consensual gangbang last year. That’s on you man. Just get over it.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@SincerelyNoelle @Andrewplumer0 Oh. Well then thank you Noelle. I’m sorry you got hacked. And sorry for assuming. I was in the wrong.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@BoBobteebo @FOXLA First of all, my office is much higher than the POTUS of the United States. Your lack of awareness is disrespectful to this nation and other nations alike.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@SincerelyNoelle @Andrewplumer0 Please refrain from the use of profanity.
Thank you Noelle.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

Float like a butterfly, sing like @Beyonce
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

@Bobby_Dugs Mario doesn’t play when it comes to bets.
-MM

[Mario Mcrlwain @CallMeMrMario]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
-MM