Sash

I’m so fed up, I should be fat.

[Sash @CallSasha]

Do I need to explain or do you get the picture? 🎉 #weightlossjourney #keto

[Desiree @DesireeAmerica4]

This is what whisky pros actually do:

Discard the first swirl to “prime” the glass.

Add a few drops of water to unlock hidden flavors.

It’s chemistry!

So yes, this dude knows what he’s doing. He’s not just being funny, he’s being damn refined. 😏

[Sash @CallSasha]

@stonersvilla Yeah... I've been off Twitter too long cause wtf do you mean this is the first thing I see when I open the app 💀

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

him: “i love you”

me: BUT DO THEM B!TCHES KNOW DAT?!

[jas @jjashole]

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?”

me:

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Well for starter trying cross mfs up wit a BBL is insane

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

400TH WIN AS RED SOX MANAGER FOR AC, PAXTON WITH ANOTHER GOOD START JUST ONE MISTAKE PITCH, 3 DAMN DOUBLES AND 2 RBI FOR DURAN, DUGIE WITH A 3-RUN TRIPLE AND AN RBI KNOCK, 2-RUN DING DONG FOR CASAS, 5 STRAIGHT DUBS FOR THE SOX #GOLDBOTTLES

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

sometimes he my cat…sometimes he my DAWG 💯

[AGD. @TheLexGabrielle]

Out the gate with THIS? Set the tone for the whole career. https://t.co/PaRMItYYlg

[Sash @CallSasha]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 22 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Sash @CallSasha]

I can’t fucking believe it!!!!!!!!!🤭🤭🤭

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

siblings: *breathes*

me: get tf out of my room if you gon' be making all that noise

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[nina @ninagrewrites]

you can’t reason with someone who’s already decided to misunderstand you. even if your questions and explanations are kind and logical, they find ways to flip narratives & place blame on you. some people are unreasonable on purpose so they don’t have to be emotionally vulnerable

[Revamped | Career & Workplace Development @RevampedCP]

Another day, another dollar! Let’s get this bag

[J0EY @suggardaddy_]

Life be whooping my ass and I still be going out to eat

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

GYMFAOMMFRRTFN!!!

[Sash @CallSasha]

@LinkVcard would you ever consider white labeling??

[Mastery Of Mind @Mastery0fMind]

2️⃣0️⃣ - Netflix documentaries to deepen your understanding of life:

1. Seaspiracy.

[Ayo Pierre 🦍🇭🇹💸 @Hotboii_GT]

I Thought I Found My Person Now I Got To Have A Grand Reee Reee REEE Opening To The Streets