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[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

France is once again showing us how to protest

[autumn @spooky_hoe420]

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Worms for me but not for thee

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

summoning circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
Mitch
🕯 McConnell 🕯
fall down the stairs
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

[TopBaby. @top_baby666]

guys it happened. its been over 23 years and someone finally forgot.

[Ryan 🫶 @TotaIIyNotRyan]

mcdermott never beating the allegations

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Oh my goodness. What an opening on 60 Minutes re Trump’s cabinet. This is how it’s done. Watch and share this.

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

THE FG IS BLOCKED FOR THE WIN!

#GBvsCHI

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Looking forward to a very normal time on here today with very normal tweets from very normal people

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Republicans storming the Capitol on January 6 or a Republican trying to shoot Donald Trump on July 13, both sides have a violence problem.

[t @Call_Me_HAT]

.@TheShotgunStart

[Lisan Al Geeb @MAGANickBosa]

You dickheads better start listening to me or we’re gonna have some problems

[vijay @VijayvinylVijay]

https://t.co/Q17fpTQPCu

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Rory Daniel McIlroy is about ready to go on a run of ass and Major Championships the likes of which we haven’t seen since prime Tiger.

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

Paul Skenes:

1st player named Paul to make MLB debut w/ a mustache & no beard since Paul Kilgus (1987)

[Brice Paterik @BricePaterik]

Righteous Gemstones was a documentary not a parody

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

You'll think I made this up, but this Q was followed (w/ an interlude by Watson & Nicklaus) by this:

Q. Do you guys have a say in choosing the next ceremonial starter?

Gary Player: You know Winston Churchill is the greatest leader in history and they're calling him a racist.

[Brad Luttrell 🎵 @bradluttrell]

Morgan Wallen after 2 vodka cranberries and a White Claw.