The year is 2028
The unemployment rate is 99.7%
You receive your $700 universal basic income from the government
You have 3 days to gamble it on a prediction market to make your $2,800/mo rent on a studio apartment 70 miles outside Tulsa, Oklahoma
If you can’t quadruple the money, the government seizes your clothes and send you to be on Season 9 of Beast Games
The loser of the season is hunted alive by the elites for sport, live streamed on TikTok
around this time of year i like to pull over to the shoulder of the interstate, put my hazard lights on, light a safety flare, and then when someone stops to see if i need help i tell them “nfl action is just around the corner. make sure you’re ready for game day” and drive away
Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…
10 top tips from the experts to improve your efficiency with ChatGPT and work smarter and start earning more 💪🤓👇
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1. Ask ChatGPT the time! Never run late again because ChatGPT will tell you exactly what the current moment is in readable time. The number of appointments this has helped me not miss is unreal 🤯🤯🤯
2. Add stuff together. In a hurry and need to know 24 + 30? Ask ChatGPT and it will literally tell you the exact answer! Say goodbye to your calculator!
3. Do a regular thing on a computer but instead use chatGPT while doing that thing! This has saved me a lot of stress!
4. Spellcheck! Hello!
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