Callan

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

Regularly take MDMA*

*my darling mother's advice.

[Harry @wroetoshaw]

Appletiser is a TOP TIER drink

[Kitboga @Kitboga]

NOOOOO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! 🤯

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

Talc the olde nutsack lads it’s gunna be a long hot summers night

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it

[палина @miloserdiee]

*какая-то шутка про металгир*

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[Russell Howard @russellhoward]

When you’re just trying to mind your own business at the bus stop... #MattHancock

[Robbie Knox @RobbieKnox]

I think the government needs to step in to support the struggling burglary industry. With people at home all the time, decent, hard working burglars are facing unprecedented difficulties and without intervention we could see people turning their back on burglary as a career.

[Zezorak @Zezorak]

@Noobface @LoganPaul @KSIOlajidebt

[Former Legend @Former_legend]

While Prince Charles tested positive to #Covid19, Prince Andrew prefers Covid 15 or 16.

[Chris Lewis @ChrisTheLewis]

disgusting scenes in ASDA Havant today when it should have been a time for the elderly and nhs staff, please retweet to name and shame 😡😡😡

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

Was just in Tesco and grabbed the last two loaves of bread. The old woman behind me saw there was none left and had a very sad look on her face. She looked weak and feeble so I went over to her trolley and took her milk and eggs. Sorry Maureen but this is survival of the fittest

[francesca @Fran_normoyle]

just caught my boyfriend zooming in on this and his excuse was ‘wanted to see what books they were reading’ cba

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I mean.

[zane @zane]

This is David taking hundreds of disposable pics of us but not letting us see any of them till he posts it first