If he:
-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass
He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon
Husband just got the new Harry Potter game and now he keeps referring to today as his "day of jubilee" in case anyone is wondering what a married Friday in your 30s is like.
I unironically love this. But as a millennial who came of Going Out age in 2013-14: Please, for the love of God, do not let Gen Z revive the business casual clubwear. We were out in these streets with peplum and sock buns.
A note on this WA-3 upset: Back when I was covering the race, a Kent staffer once spent a phone call trying to falsely assert that their campaign had outraised JHB in 2021 Q2.
It wasn't until I made clear I had the spreadsheets in front of me that he conceded it wasn't true.
I don't know this guy's heart or mind. The fundraising numbers were close-ish, & I don't like to assume ill intent, so I guess it's possible it was an honest mistake. But my gut said that he was testing the waters with local media to see what he could get away with re: the truth.
I hate watching today's local news carnage. And a reminder to any Oregon journos - @SPJOregon has a layoff fund, we can kick you a bit of $ for bills while you're figuring out your next move. Deets on our website, https://t.co/tdTXHd94mF