NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS

An agent of innovation and excellence.

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

@zeribechike One head at a time, the hydra will be conquered!

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

@PurdueBiolSci @PurdueScience @LifeAtPurdue Congratulations Grace

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

BREAKING

PRESIDENT TINUBU TRANSMITS TO THE SENATE LIST OF 28 MINISTERIAL NOMINEES FOR SCREENING AND CONFIRMATION

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

I must doff my hat to the JAMB spokesman, Dr Fabian Benjamin. Offering ₦1 million to anyone who can substantiate the allegation that JAMB's UTME platform suffered a glitch. What confidence. If only INEC's spokesman could be this confident.

Maybe we should allow JAMB to conduct future elections in Nigeria. They are obviously way more efficient than INEC!

#TableShaker

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

One of the things I cherish most about Muslims in the Southwest of Nigeria is their behaviour during Sallah. In fact, Yoruba Muslims don't even call it Sallah, or Eid al Kabir. They coined their own word for the celebration. They refer to it as Ileya, which is short for Ile ti ya, loosely meaning it is time to go home, or the house is ready. And no people, nation? or ethnicity on planet Earth knows how to party like Yorubas.

If you lived in the Southwest or Kwara, you must love Ileya, whether or not you are a Muslim. Because your Muslim neighbours will spoil you with all kinds of goodies, from stewed ram to iyan and delicious soup, with chin-chin and other delicacies, washed down with every delectable non alcoholic beverage known to man. Oh, the days!

You will never find more tolerant and accommodating Muslims ANYWHERE on Earth as you would in Nigeria's Southwest. And on this Eid al-Adha, I wish Muslims worldwide a prosperous and peaceful celebration. Just as God blessed prophet Ibrahim for his willingness to sacrifice his son, Isḥāq (Isiaka, Isyaku), may God bless all Muslims for their willingness to live in peace and harmony with people of different faiths around the world.

And to people of all religions globally, I urge you to visit the Southwest of Nigeria to learn the true meaning of peaceful religious coexistence.

Eid Mubarak!

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

Do not think that the change we are fighting for will come on a platter.
Swimming against the tide is tedious. The Rock has come to stay.
I'm convinced that Obi will emerge winner.
The rougher the process, the louder the shout of victory.

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

Never underestimate the power of a people united in one accord to upturn the status quo....The Nigeria of our dream is POssible....#Obihasmyvote

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

@alexottiofr Sir Alex, I beg you in the name of whatever you hold dear, please strive hard not to disappoint Abians, the state has passed through hell. I believe in your capacity, just take it one step at a time. As per your victory in the polls, God's gat you sir....Obidiently Otified

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

@jaff227 @officialABAT My brother, so the above listed criteria qualifies HE Bola Ahmed Tinubu to become our next president?

[NKWOCHA CHUKWUEBUKA CALLISTUS @CalliPhonics]

A reward for hard work, leadership, dedication, selflessness, innovation, and passion. Thanks to Bayelsa State Government, thanks to NYSC Bayelsa. Indeed I served my fatherland. Done, and unleashed.