Callie Fender 🦄

I have a Ph.D. in CYA.

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@casuburbanmam @kylenabecker The mortgage amount is completely in your control. Js.

[Billy Bob's Texas @BillyBobsTexas]

JUST ANNOUNCED 🤠⁠
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@kathasty is headed to the World's Largest Honky Tonk on Thursday, March 6.⁠
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Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at ⁠10 AM CST!⁠

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

I’m at that point in the season where I think about the Dallas Cowboys and just cry a bunch 😢

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

#KrisKristofferson

What a great loss
What a great writer
What a great actor
What a great friend

I will always love you, Dolly

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

IF I HAVE TO COME UP WITH ONE MORE PASSWORD, IT WILL HAVE NAUGHTY WORDS

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

This didn’t age well 🤣

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

Do people know that we can see what you’ve liked on Twitter? 🤣🤣🤣

Some of y’all should learn that sooner rather than later.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

This coffee isn’t strong enough for my day’s pettiness goals.

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

Tbh I can’t believe that me and @tomsegura are only 5 miles apart rn. Sad I missed the show! #fave

[Shelby Jones @shelbyjooones]

Starts tomorrow!! Get your tickets!

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

If you must clutch your pearls, make sure they’re real.

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

I really would like to know where people are obtaining all this audacity.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I don’t trust microfiber cleaning cloths.

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

The family created a Facebook page called My Name Was Paola, and they're offering a $10,000 reward for any information that leads to an arrest. https://t.co/1505VDjTAC

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@SRaderrr Can’t say no to @LarryJoeTaylor

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

In less than a month, I will finally be eligible to run for President of the United States.

Y’all are welcome! 🇺🇸

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@AmandaKit1 i can’t wait for football season again so we can just endlessly scroll tweets 😂

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@UTEPCasey I miss y’all!!!

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@Venmo Skinny

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

@charliestout Kermit 🤣

Make sure to hit up Jerries!

[Callie Fender 🦄 @Callie_Frances]

Favorite thing to happen this weekend?

My sister came home with two bags of cheese from a get together last night 🤪