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[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@lahonig @callherdaddy 😂😂😂😂😂 call me daddy, bitch

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@lahonig @ThatEricAlper Literally the worst cliff hanger EVER!

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

$5 billion is less than half of what Jeff Bezos made in *one day* last year.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Don’t just ban him from Twitter, FORCE him to join Bumble

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

I’m beginning to think these times may in fact be precedented.

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

I like to think of @realDonaldTrump sitting in the White House listening to the celebration like the grinch listened to The Who’s celebrating Christmas

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@lahonig

[Adam Klein @AdamScottKlein]

The tribe has spoken. It’s time for you to go.

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@kaylalcollins0 Haha not it’s okay! It can get pretty confusing just cuz most states are already pretty decided before hand. Good old electoral college!

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@kaylalcollins0 They’re not tallied. California only has 66% of the vote counted but Biden got a high percentage of early votes, they called it for him.

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@lahonig Michael Pencil*

[Jeremy Honig @JeremyHonig]

I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and want to show people with peanut allergies how fine I am! I’m so healthy! No reactions to pb&j!

Don’t be afraid of peanuts! I was totally fine eating peanut butter and I don’t even have any allergies to peanuts!

[Curtis Armstrong @curtisisbooger]

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

@lahonig

[Survivor Reddit @Survivor_Reddit]

Throwback to when Rupert from Survivor debated the guy who ended up being the Vice President of the United States. 😂

#Debates2020

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Trump's not alone. Over a three-year period, the top 1% avoided $800 billion in taxes. That's enough to:

🎓Make public colleges tuition-free
👩‍👦‍👦Eliminate child hunger
🚰Provide clean drinking water to all
🏡End homelessness

Yes. The 1% have got to pay their fair share of taxes.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

It is very important to remember
that @senatemajldr
and the entire @GOP
would not allow a black POTUS
to have an up or down vote
on his duly appointed Supreme Court nominee
bc it was 'a presidential election year.'

If this time is different, you know why.
#RIPRBG

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

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@lahonig

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Not to toot our own horns, but this 👏 episode 👏

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire 28 years of Ife.

[Tommy Christopher @tommyxtopher]

@WeHateDarius Jaw-dropping full report on Utah anti-mask protest.

[5 foot 2 busted can of biscuits @Calliesjoe]

My mom yesterday- “ I can’t live like this anymore get this dog out of here.”

My mom today-