Mombie

Livin' that Mom Life. Mom of 2. 6yrs & 5mths. Tired. Chaotic. Need more Wine. Need Coffee Always. Loving every Minute of it.

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

Genuinely cannot think of a single thing I give less of an abject withering fuck about.

Apart from possibly the colour of my passport.

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@crabbyneedsanap @lyfeofdad Start making your own.

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@LenaLoves6 I honestly think people of all colors live in this bubble of 'it would never happen to me or anyone I know so we're all ok!'. I've checked in cuz crazy enough it's happening to some of my friends. I hope you're ok! ❤ checking in!

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@BallardBooks I think it's super cool! You do you and no one should care! On the side, some companies aren't usually a huge fan depending on the 'look' they are aiming for but I'm finding those companies are a lot fewer these days.

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@byMorganWright That's ridiculous. I love rereading books. I always learn or get something new from it everytime. Always a tidbit you might have missed the first time you read it

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@NotsoScarySheri That made me throw up a bit in my mouth.

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@functionalrandi Me! Now I need to see pictures of your beautiful agenda!!

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I slept in today! All the way to 6:30am...

#earlymorningrisers #coffee #momlife #Parenting #sleptin

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@Steph_A_Nanny ❤❤

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Don't freak out but I just had a hot cup of coffee before the kids woke up!

#parentlife #momlife #postpartum #mom #son #daughter #coffee #morning #fullmoon

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Does anyone else just high five their spouse as they take their kids to and from their activities?

#parentlife #momlife #postpartum #mom #busylife #cheermom #son #daughter #busy #needafriend #morecoffee

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Other moms: my kid only eats organic, homemade, non GMOs, gluten free, and dairy free food!

Me: my kid just ate something he found under the couch....

I'm sure I swept there 🤦‍♀️

#parentlife #momlife #postpartum #son #daughter #oops #food

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I think every closet in my house sneezed... how did that even happen?

*watches 11mth old empty cupboard while 6yr old watches and laughs*

nvm I get it.

#parentlife #mom #momlife #wheresthewine #wine #cleaning #postpartum #momof2 #son #daughter #help

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@Tired_Dad_of_2 I also had this for the first time in along time this morning! #winning #parentlife #parentwin

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Anyone else's kid upset that you can't stop the bus from coming so they have more time to pick a toy?🤦‍♀️

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Bedtime is always fun. Bedtime routine starts at 6:30pm by 7:30pm I am basically throwing my child into bed (thankfully in pjs after arguing to get them on) & hoping she sleeps.

Then she looks up and says "Love you mommy!"

Well now the hr of stalling doesn't seem so bad haha.

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@Sassymomof6 I wear a size 6/8 and I'm also called thick or fat. Soooo ridiculous!!

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@GinaSmi76167166 @SolelyLiving @BaileyLeahBlogs @Jade_Barber92 @busymindedmomma @dailycupoflisa @DaddingAround @LicensedtoDad @LGSomewhereMcK @sagebrushfarmNV @FairytalesJessx @AurielsGarden @SenseofCents @HappyEmptyAfter @FirmhappyMom Thank you! Happy New Year to you as well!

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Anybody else relate?

#needsleep #awake #kids #momlife #parentlife #mom #dadlife #winning #wine #Motherhood #smile #alarm

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@Mamabird1519 @h0tmessmama I'm crying and you're crying. We're all crying 😭😭😭