This weekend I was at a bachelor party for a friend in Nashville.
I drank too much, stayed up too late, and ate like garbage. By just about every metric of health optimization I should feel horrible.
But I also had a great time with great friends, and I feel amazing. Sure not amazing physically, but being able to celebrate my friends is more fulfilling than any protocol I could possibly string together.
I’m aware of the dangers of alcohol and the damage it can cause. But the dangers of not having a good time with good people are not spoken of enough.
Plus I didn’t hear the letters “AI” all weekend, and that alone made the trip worth it
🔥 HELL YEAH! The based @JimmysSeafood just got a SHOUTOUT during the White House briefing
Yeah — the same Jimmy's who went viral for telling HuffPost to "go f*ck yourself" 🤣
"In Baltimore, John and Tony are proud second generation owners of Jimmy's Seafood. Now, with no tax on tips and overtime their 200 employees know that coming into work means going home with more pay."
My dad can’t figure out how to get espn on his other tv and is furious. Won’t come in to watch on the other tv until this is fixed. We’re in mid season form. #orioles
In my years I’ve had girls make all the excuses not to talk to me (I don’t blame them) but my own mother told me 3 minutes ago she had to get off the phone because her gummy kicked in. she’s 68 and retired. There is no hope for me
Aaron Judge showed some serious love to Roman Anthony when talking about the future of Team USA:
“Me and Harper have been kind of joking around that Bobby [Witt Jr. of the Royals] and Roman are going to be in this, representing the USA for the next 10, 15 years… Hopefully when we’re the old guys in here in a couple years, they still want us on the team.”
Britton in his prime reminds me of skenes in that inning. Has no clue where the fb is going but moving in and out. Quit the off speed and just rip the fb down middle and see where it ends up. No one can hit it.
My best friend group from college is in wildly different stages of life right now:
Friend 1 — married, 3 kids. Never hear from him but twice a year he pops out and blacks out like he did in college. Great father I’m sure. Lives in suburbs.
Friend 2 — most single person alive. 30 years old, slept with a 21 year old last weekend. Low key depressed. He still lives in nyc in a shoebox studio.
Friend 3 — he’s in long term relationship. You can tell marriage is coming… you can also tell they hate each other.
Friend 4 — moved to California, does mushrooms daily and drops into the group chat once a week to say the most unhinged philosophical take imaginable.
Friend 5 — full passport bro. With a girl who barely speaks English every night somewhere in Southeast Asia.
Friend 6 — might literally be in jail. Haven’t heard from him in 5 years. No social media. Honestly… might text him tonight.