Paul Valle III

Paul Valle, host of The Bat Around for @PressboxOnline and occasional writer for Eutaw Street Report. My posts are my own

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@OriolesMagic23 He's going deep tonight, maybe even a leadoff shot.

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@aj_murr I don't think the point is proven unless you go in there and dominate the sport. The LPGA wouldn't care about you because you'd finish at or near the bottom every tournament, if you even qualified, which is doubtful.

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@editti22 No sir. We have the crap to prove it lol

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@CreedWillems

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@JoePappa I was going to say stool, but I figured I'd try to save the inevitable comments. But yes, it was a stool, with quite the indentation, I might add.

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

Took 2 days, but I finally got control of my account back. Hacking bastards

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@sam_onhere I was told by two different restaurants that I would never win Employee of the Month because my level of service was the standard. Workplace equivalent of "It's not you, it's me."

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@PigTownSports My bad. That idiot paid to verify my account so🤷

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@BASKIN_myglory I think the social media Gods did everyone a solid by waiting until today to give me access back

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@JoePappa Because that bastard has never had to privilege of carrying Tom Davis's chair from the O's Xtra studio to the Wall-to-Wall Baseball studio.

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

Has anybody ever won the Octuple Crown? Asking for a friend...

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

yordan alvarez is having a good season

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@ThirstRoundPick is definitely coming home for this one. That dude LOVES him some Jericho.

[The TailGOAT @TheTailGOAT]

🏈 Our 2026 Lineup is our biggest EVER!

⭐️ Already announced: @steveaoki, @FOZZYROCK, @twofriendsmusic, and @IanAsherMusic!

😈 NOBODY does it like The TailGOAT!

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

This account used to be @paulvalleiii, but it has been hacked. Working to find a solution.

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

This is the start and finish of every Lamar/Burrow comparison. Lamar is 1 of 1.

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

What is Joe Burrow when Lamar is healthy? Irrelevant and missing the playoffs.

What is Lamar when Burrow is healthy? Still AP1 and should have won MVP in 2024. AFC North champ too.

One needs the other to be injured to get the spotlight. The other doesn't. Simple as that.

[Paul Valle III @paulvalleiii]

@relishdaddy @PigTownSports Dumbfounding to me that you want to pay a guy based on what he will do in the future, but at the same time continue to put a black hole in the top third if your lineup for what he's done in the past.

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@zeroforwinger @ThirstRoundPick The only explanation you need is, if you have an opportunity to make a run at the playoffs, you do it. The trades were fine. But acquiring AAAA talent to replace the key pieces that left does not help. Make moves that help both this season and the future.

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@BaltimoreFan79 @EutawStReport I heard it was the years. He'll be 29 in ST and anything over 4-5 years is just irresponsible.