Chiamaka ✨🤍

Surviving adulthood one tweet at a time || Future Nurse || Chelsea || Ronaldo

[Hallelujah Challenge @HC_XFamily]

Lay your hand on your head and declare this powerful prayer.

Every sickness, disease, that is in my body, go right now in the name of Jesus. 🙇🏻

[Hallelujah Challenge @HC_XFamily]

If the algorithm brought you to this post, join hundreds worshipping God for 2 Mins. 🤲🏼

[Mike Kobe (Wild Horse) 🪶🇺🇸 @Oklahoma_Brave]

People ask what I would have done in the father's place.

Isn't it obvious what the correct move would have been?

You lie.

Tell him he's getting him the phone. Get him off the cliff. Take him home.

Then, along with his uncles, beat the living tar out of him.

[Mike Kobe (Wild Horse) 🪶🇺🇸 @Oklahoma_Brave]

> 19 year old demands an IPhone 15.
> Parents refuse
> Son runs to clifftop and threatens unalive
> Parents talk to him for 3 hours
> Dad grabs him
> Son pulls Dad into the abyss
> Mom self-deletes

These are biological weapons. Not people. Keep them out.

[Hallelujah Challenge @HC_XFamily]

Happy Sunday to you all 🙏

May this new week unlock a new level of prosperity in our lives.

[Chiamaka ✨🤍 @Callmeamaka22]

One day I'll come back and quote this tweet with my admission letter 🥹❤️

[Hallelujah Challenge @HC_XFamily]

The lord has done it in finally, Tweet it into Existence 🤲🏼

[Chiamaka ✨🤍 @Callmeamaka22]

@finegirlveeee Very useless club 😂

[VICTORIA✨ @finegirlveeee]

Everyday i wake up, i use 10 mins to thank God that I’m not a Manchester United fan🙏🏻

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

It's Friday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life's good 🥂

[Chiamaka ✨🤍 @Callmeamaka22]

@chiiiiiisom Rage bait?

[Chiamaka ✨🤍 @Callmeamaka22]

@finegirlveeee My helper I never chop 😭

[Chiamaka ✨🤍 @Callmeamaka22]

@UnkleAyo This vow made some women/men to stay in a toxic marriage
Till death do us part una

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I hope to get married one day but my marital vows will be heavily edited.

"To love and to hold; in sickness and in health" that I can proclaim.

But you see "till death do us part"? Count me out.

I can currently think of 6 things that can do us part asides death.

[𝓣𝔂𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽❄️🎀 @CFCVickey]

Me & My HEAVEN BABY😌

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Even the "celebrity" thug did not train his children in Lagos or the schools in Lagos.

They were all trained in the UK.

A whole Lagos that made him a multimillionaire or billionaire.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

As a young man, especially making relatively decent bread - Nigerian older men are probably the last set of people you should look up to for marital/relationship advice.

That they've spent decades in a marriage means nothing.

Their women and our women are also not the same.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're a fool.

The money that I pay in taxes to the Lagos state government every month, can feed you and your miserable family.

I am more useful to the government than you are.

If you were useful, you'll not make this horseshit statement.

Low life.

[Miide Adams @adams_miide]

New hall of famer 😂😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

I can’t even tell when someone is being serious or rage baiting anymore, because there’s no way a grown man typed this and meant it.