James Brumley

The ceiling is the roof

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

New Yorkers, Avoid the bookings beloved

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

For once, SoFi has a group of people at the stadium rooting for the home team?

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

i’m New York raised
iced and praised
my .99 price still alive
KNICKS IN FIVE

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

Can we get a special reunion show if this happens? I’ll hang up and listen 🎨🎨

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we gotta destroy this thing in a way so brutal future robot generations will shake when they recount the tale

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

@yosemitemal @LegionHoops @WFAN660 Well..

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

@KevOnStage Fun fact! Teams that win game 7 of a 7 game series win that series 100 percent of the time

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

Okay, he's watching a movie with his wife.

Have her ask him questions about it that could be answered by simply watching.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[katyakay @katyakayy]

starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

@RamsNFL @AsapPuka @byron_97 @tae15adams Hilarious timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

Hey Variety

How’d it feel typing all that?

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Wemby's dunks remind me of that Good Times painting

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

@FIVESTARINVEGAS You couldn’t take getting paid millions to handle a title change? 🤔

[lex @uhhlexa]

he’s so real

[yc @yc]

Just filed a patent for a guardian cap with a durag flap

[James Brumley @Callmeyunior]

@ChrisLongshot @OmensWOW @KP_Show @VishKumaran Yall have to chill… malpractice? You can badmouth Brown all you want but he leads the defense in breakups and ints 😂