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Artist | Egalitarian | Tactless Churl |
Ass & Tiddy man
[Universal principles applied consistently.]

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

Hey guys, I'm going freelance! If you like my work and you'd like to support me please check out my patreon: https://t.co/cDQZopo0Of Cheers!

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

I'm sorry to anyone who has outstanding commissions, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish them on account of being dead, but I loved working with every one of you, and I'm glad I got to play a small part in bringing your characters to life.

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@big0rneaux This was not your fault, I love you and my last thoughts were of you... Please tell someone I am dead, don't come into the bedroom, that's where my body is, please send someone for the rabbits. Sorry I broke my promise, I just couldn't take it.

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

Lastly,
I've always thought Donald Trump was hilarious, but not as hilarious as everyone losing their shit over him.
I was looking forward to him winning in 20/20 purely because that would have been peak internet.
Lighten the fuck up.

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

I know this is a shitty way to spring this news but I'm dead.
I killed myself around midnight because I didn't want to live anymore.

To those of you I called friends I wish the very best.
To those I hate I wish you could smell my corpse so you'd choke to death on your own vomit

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

Build Liberty Prime.

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@HAMMERofLUCERNE @Studio_Whibli @udeadnightmare g'aw man <3

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

Lark for @udeadnightmare

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

James Puckle was an absolute mad lad.
The Puckle gun was designed in two configurations, one for fighting Christian armies and one that used more damaging ammunition designed to teach the Turks the benefits of Christian civilization - THAT'S WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING PATENT

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@thejimjammiest @udeadnightmare Thanks so much, man!

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

his work*

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

I had no idea American Vendetta: Christian Sloan Hall was on twitter. You genuinely owe it to yourself to give him a follow, it work is absolutely magnificent.

[Christian Sloan Hall @hall_sloan]

“Wake early if you want another man's life or land. No lamb for the lazy wolf. No battle's won from bed. - The Havamal”

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@HAMMERofLUCERNE @udeadnightmare Rogue swashbuckler if I remember correctly?

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@Hurmly @Ticobell Hey, I'll take it!

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@PetiteMorte88 absolutely haram

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

I might need to get a hold of my measures, I've only had four glasses and I've nearly finished the bottle

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@Scionofdoom aye man, it's pretty good

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

Outlaw king was good, it's refreshing to see a film set in medieval Scotland where everyone isn't wearing a kilt and woad.
Actually fairly historically accurate too, aside from a couple of creative liberties and a few shaky dates.
The battle of Loudoun hill was brilliant.

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@realbadart @udeadnightmare slam dunking a keg through the head of whoever programs their drivers

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

And another for @udeadnightmare!

[║CALL[ᴏғᴛʜᴇ]DEEP║ @CalloftheDeep]

@HAMMERofLUCERNE @udeadnightmare indeed it is!