Coolness Internet Man

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ew i just got recommended a markiplier thread ew ew ew yuck

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@mimana_o Hi, be cautious using insecticides and poisons around your food storage. The insects or mice can pick up the poison and crawl onto your food.

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The last time I posted, back in 2022, people still thought Kris had a chance with Noelle.

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@mimana_o Hi, I'm a fan of your work. I've been riding the Serow 250 for a few years. Onsa-chan is on my keyring, and has been my reminder to keep the bike washed. She has also recently found a riding buddy.

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@SuperSolverMeng Oh you're still posting. That's amazing. Almost everyone else I followed vanished in the 5 years I didn't bother logging in.

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On recap: I haven't missed anything.

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Wow I haven't checked my account in YEARS.

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@Wario64 I can't believe I'm looking forward to CD-I Shantae.

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@PeachSaliva do you even waterbend?

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@gloopwentoff @dripofduke111 @garrynewman I think we're close to losing that battle.

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@DuneDudeNG @RaccoonWAA @dripofduke111 @garrynewman Is that supposed to make it better? To who?
By that logic, every 1942 rp server is a retelling of WW2 where nobody is the good guy.

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@dripofduke111 @garrynewman Kids aren't doing it because of the symbol,they're doing it because it's edgy. telling them adults hate it just makes them want to do it more, and nothing is really stopping them from just slightly changing the theme to be 1937 Ukraine with soviet soldiers and equally dark themes

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@garrynewman "FYI I'm looking at this stuff differently than I did 10 years ago. I've got a 9 year old son and a 6 year old daughter."

Okay but the ToS of your game says you must be 13 to even play online. You're not letting them break ToS, are you?

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@Maplegum2 @HausenFaust @garrynewman Go down to your local paintball or airsoft arena on a weekend and say that to the re-enactors.

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@HausenFaust @garrynewman Oh but somebody, somebody PLEASE think of the children and do my parenting for me. I can't be expected to do it myself.

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@its_bubbaK @garrynewman Strange world we're now living in times when people are saying exactly what Jack Thompson said about GTA, but we're supposed to feel we're in the wrong for disagreeing because a magic nanny figure didn't give us permission to say he's full of it.

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@garrynewman "Won't somebody please, PLEASE think of the children"
Just don't do this, you'll be chasing moral panics the rest of Gmod's days if you go through with it.

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@garrynewman "think of da chilluns" is historically step 1 in trying to ban/block video games to compensate for poor parenting.
Sure, nazis are bad, but what about all those DarkRP servers that let you be a pimp and a drug dealer? Or prisonbreak where you beat inmates for fun? Are those next?

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@rockcock64 well, I now know what you're doing next mini stream

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Yo!Noid? I guess calling it The Noid didn’t have enough pizzazz to it.

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@KryDotExe @Im_a_Pixel @GameSpot The studio that made WC3R also made good games. It was only WC3R that was a trainwreck. A track record isn't a guarantee that it's good, and I hope people exercise some caution this time so the original D2 doesn't get memory-holed in vain like WC3 did.