Callum Blick

[🐻‍❄️⁷ 🇸🇳🇧🇷🇨🇮🇨🇩🇬🇭🇩🇿🇨🇻🇫��� @userbfIy]

so he went, was with his wife and newborn and then came back,,,, that simple. this is what people were losing their shit over? 😭

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[DT @1884DT]

Scotland have a bank holiday on Monday for a game that is Sunday 2am. Impressively alcoholic nation.

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[zak🪡 @ZakKnowsBall]

so instead of showing the world cup opening ceremony i expect the bbc crew to give everyone watching a lecture about ethics and human rights like they did in 2022

[erin 𓆱 @btwntwinpeaks]

i got outed as trans to my grandmother and her response was “oh well that makes sense, your father used to have sex with men for heroin so it runs in your genes”

[zac 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ModernWrighty]

when it flies out of the window but comes straight back in

[G @Gideoomatic]

Ngga YOU went into hiding mode tonight lmaoooooooooooo

[B @utdbrxy]

It would've been crazy seeing this if a certain journalist didn't exist

[Manchester City @ManCity]

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20 trophies as our boss. Pep Guardiola. 🐐

[Zito @_Zeets]

So, you can suspend a player for violating a code of conduct separately from what might happen with the police and the courts. I was told that this was impossible and that managers and teams have no choice but to continue fielding and championing the player.

[Kofi 🏴‍☠️ @EBK_Koff]

Niggas get a new unknown virus and the 1st thing they do is take a flight

[cascante @onysera1]

Sackable offence that this pass isn’t spammed every single game

[Kosher McKosherwitz @kag_kraken1776]

So there’s these tunnels under Chabad HQ in NY and we saw dirty and stained child size mattresses and a whole lot of jews…

[h🪐p @HWestwoodP]

with all due respect why is it alright for these clubs’ fans to not turn up properly to league games all year and then spout this shite when they all go to their biggest game in years?

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Oh no, we have too much renewable energy

[MCFC CASSY 4 in-a-row 🩵🤍6/10💯Quad1️⃣3️⃣0️⃣🐴💦 @McfcCassy]

Class act that @Tyson_Fury 🩵🤍💙

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz…

…which was open before he started bombing Iran.

Got it.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

This also works on a grown ass man lmfao. Big babies.