Call(um) me maybe

╬The endless moans of a human traffic cone
╬ Callum Sharp, 23, UK
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[Call(um) me maybe @CallumSharpSuks]

@ubereats_uk you missed items off my order on 17.12.2020 we went through your system to get a refund and wouldnt give me one. Youre still refusing now. Why is this @WhichTraders

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@Uber_Support how about a phone number where i can speak to someone

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@Uber_Support the link you give out for missing items doesnt work. Your shit system keeps saying cant refund because its been iver 48 hours when it was minutes after the order. How about giving some help insted of a link that doesnt work

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@Uber_Support This has been done time after time and you keep ignoring me. Been getting the same response that its been too long for 2 days

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@ubereats_uk been trying to contact you for days about missing items from my order and you keep telling me its because its been to long. Sane reply from 10 minutes after the order to now. Are yoh stealing peoples money for your christmas bonus?

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@Nathanbird1996 @SkyNewsBreak Get on it ya fanny. If it goes down you die. Make peace for mamaris

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@Nathanbird1996 @fionadenton1 @smiths_96 Don't say stuff like this if you don't mean it. Breaks my heart when you turn up without the heat

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@Nathanbird1996 @horrorflickss @smiths_96 🤢🤢

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@Nathanbird1996 @fionadenton1 Made my day man. Bring back the friday seshes

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@fionadenton1 @KuruptFM @CHABUDDYGEEZY @tylasullivanl Buzzing🤙

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@Nathanbird1996 Just seen this. Mans jacked

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@fionadenton1 @Not_Yves I like it 😂

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@Nathanbird1996 Bruh I get it like 3 times a day. They reckon that the aerials on our vans transmit a 5g signal and that's how we get around putting masts up

Tin foil hat wearers

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@smiths_96 Wastemen

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@smiths_96 Deal wiv it

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@fionadenton1 @Nathanbird1996 @boykinboylan @LaraKellyx @_Islaa_ Oi I'm in bits 😂😂😂😂

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@Nathanbird1996 @medzten @NoContextEubank @smiths_96 STUPENDOUS

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@Nathanbird1996 You know

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@fionadenton1 @RealMattLucas Saw this earlier meant to tag you ....excite!!