Cally Blanco

I’m good at eating pasta. 💙💛💙💛

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

I’m officially a Londoner, I just paid £8 (eight!!) for some green juice…

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@MissRadko @cctvidiots Still now 😅

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

Saying « yes I’ll look into that » about stuff not in your job description, when you know you’re leaving in 2 days and there’s nothing they can do about it 😈

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@netflix you just threw me out of the family account. Ok your corporate greed wins, I’ll pay for my own account, but only if you transfer all the history from my old account into my new one. Like I was halfway through an episode of friends. I need to keep watching but from where?

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

My new standard for social interaction is this: if I’d rather be at home with my cat, I’m not going. So if I hang out with you, it means I like you more than I like my cat. And I like my cat more than life itself ✨

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett Soon, you’re going to see me near you on snap maps. Moving to Lichfield in Jan. I also hate the xmas snapmaps it hurts my eyes.

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

Imagine je unfollow tous ceux qui postent le foot hier, j’ai plus personne dans mon feed, juste des chats… #BONPLAN

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett You hate me?

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@brimelow69 I finish them! But only when I’m not moving all the time.

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett Spiders are scary so please don’t 🥺

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

Mdr macron qui mange une glace en hiver juste pour faire copain copain

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Welcoming some friends to town.

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@dmblundell Yay! Have fun.

[Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 @bayraktar_1love]

Ukrainian soldiers in the centre of Kherson 😻

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

Omg yay bees are the best and they are on the best side of this attack. #SlavaUkraine 🐝 plus, if you switch the black for blue, they are already wearing the right colours 🇺🇦

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

After the successful training of combat mosquitoes, the StratCom of #UAarmy began to use a division of combat bees in creating psy-ops art installations at enemy positions.
🐝 🐝 🐝

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett Love a good woo woo

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

If I am on a date with you and I say « I like cats but I’m not a crazy cat lady » just know that is a lie… I am a crazy cat lady. That’s who I am and you just need to accept that.

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

something fun about me is that sometimes i randomly start crying because i imagine my adult cats that i got when they were already adults as little kittens and think about how i wasn't there to take care of them and maybe they were cold and hungry i have to go

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett True

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@shirtsthtgohard @charlie_hunt_

[Cally Blanco @CallyBlanco]

@EmPallett Eww gross