cdv

I make computers do things. I think.

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So this kind of emerged on my hard drive today

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I’m convinced this is 90% of all “work” that ever happens in open concept offices

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@TheInternetFish you still eat the nuts tho?

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Liquid ass using black digits on black background, widgets with visible color banding, bugs left and right.

Did they fire all of both QA and design teams? Sure looks like it. Holy mother of downgrades…

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@siezziee vodka, chipotle, friends

ngl sounds like a fire year, I’m in

[lightskint ˚✧ @blockianism]

@TansuYegen In America, we leave them in the car during the summer.

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@SpanishBaptist @Babygravy9

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At some point, cocaine becomes the healthier option.

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@TheImmortal007 @kirawontmiss Valued at -20% apparently 💀

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@AdStrafe false, ok? false.

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@webmposter ...Is it not?

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@HumansNoContext Is this Amsterdam? They gave me free tickets for another date when I missed mine after screwing up the timezone on my phone :D they’re based.

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@SnazzyLabs @kirawontmiss Bro on 8bit colors 💀

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Caught 'em all! 😘 Audio shenanigans ensue...

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@dirtman191 it tasted freedom

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@BattleByrd Bend the other one and go skiing

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@realtartsauce @AlecStapp Yeah, you’re right. Excel was too much for my little pea brain. Hurts to even think about! And designing in CAD? Phew! Thank God for the Sims. Got my dream house there and everything! 🤩

Honored to live among such professionals like you, sir!

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@welly_albinanto @lemonapplevodka @AlecStapp With a browser extension, yes.