Harrison

Consummate twatter

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Dear Canadians,

Here is my Sandwich

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Forward slash dont get enough love man. \

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Gonna start asking for a 1/12th of a dozen when I just need one of something

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

The etymology behind “Yucatán” derives from conversations between Spanish settlers and natives. When the Spanish asked “What is the name of your land?” to the natives, they responded with “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered Yucatán roughly translates to “I do not understand”.

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

When the interviewer says “we drug test here”, and I respond with “I drug test too!”. I think I’ve got a shot guys

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

My hands
They are now flippers

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

@ShmuelBrain my brother was droolin

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Bro, why is it equal an even number when you add 2 even numbers together, AND when you add 2 odd numbers together, like wtf, thats so unfair to odds

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Leaf blower, I hardly leaf know-her!

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

She slobe on my tobler till I rone

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Me when I leave work;

“I came here to get stuff done….and I’m all of out stuff” 😈

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

@UWRFEsports @esportsdylan @EsportsUGaming The goat 🐐

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

I’m trynna get a clock like this fr

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@LordJefftheBox Try me 😼

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Like my tweets….or else….

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Just saw a license plate from Mordor (Alaska) today. Didn’t even know that place existed (I did know)

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Just floated a beefer

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Bro Chumlee had to have been using black magic or some shit. Like he was some dumbass who was kept around for comedic effect and now is one of the top dogs. Bro’s rise to glory has gotta be studied.

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

I would like to get pacificly rimmed🙈

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Side Quest: Throw rocks at children

[Harrison @Calv1n_ow]

Who trynna take acid here with me?