CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY

I'm Calvin, I'm a Christian, and I enjoy watermelon

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

When it’s above 85 degrees my body forgets about all the sleep I got last night

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

You should have to pass a test to be allowed to drive on snowy roads😑

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You can bake cookies on the dashboard of your car if you're parked in a sunny spot when it's at least 95˚F outside.

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

The last three times I’ve gotten back in to working out I’ve gotten injured a week later, and all of them were unrelated to working out. I’m so upset

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

That episode was incredible

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is basically seeing how long you can go without going to the grocery store

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

✅

[Nick @__NOICE]

Me in bed:

Roommates downstairs: WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS ONE HIT

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

Midterm postponed due to snow, hallelujah thank you Jesus

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

@CauseWereGuys @EmilyNicole112

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

@JayceeMiller21 @jerryoftheday

[Chris Scott @iamchrisscott]

Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

@CaseyNeistat Pixel = bright and a lil more pleasing to the eye
iPhone = more realistic

[Em🌻 @EmilyNicole112]

Here 2 show u the cutest puppy ever

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

@EmilyNicole112 You better not delete this😍

[CΔLVIΠ ҜIRβY @CalvinKirby]

You know what really grinds my gears? When my change is 25 cents and they give me two dimes and a nickel