Calvin 🕵🏾‍♂️

You know what? You know what? Yo- You know what?

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[K @kourtneyinhell]

little brother ruining everyone’s night in the family gc

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I’m just waiting for de bus

[basil @youngfishgod]

Wait wtf my phone just started recording me when I was driving 😅

[GODS FAVORITE @_mikefromqueens]

@shannonsharpeee Me in the courtroom

[basil @youngfishgod]

Go ahead make gas $6 a gallon but u make a banh mi n iced coffee $20 I'll scorch the fucking earth

[Calvin 🕵🏾‍♂️ @Calvin_Gant]

Simply Deplorable

[Ophelia Tittsup @evenescentz]

The Mac n cheese served at my father's funeral from an anonymous attendee

It has been 5 years and we still don't know who made this

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

@joshslashburke this is 100% serious and i am the only person to ever tweet it (don’t paste it into the search bar i’m not lying)

[Anthony @Keiichi6reen]

@CDTVProductions Be wary of the 6! 🧐

[CDTVthaGoose @CDTVProductions]

@Br_ndon_A respect aubrey soprano

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

White people: Uh-one uh-one for the American society of *gulps* magical *leans closer and whispers* ᴺᵉᵍʳᵒᵉˢ

Black people: two tickets to Magic Niggas please

[J Wise 🇻🇨🇯🇲 @Mr_Jwise]

The picture you should have used

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

@MadamMoneySays From watching him on Road Rules and the Challenge. He can step on the line because he not only actually grew up with niggas but he can understand our struggles without it being pity.

And the way he is comedically, if he was gonna say it, he would have years ago

[New York Giants got me on suicide watch @Illusionism_Z]

My fault gang I got social anxiety and equally need strong confirmation of consent.

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a “wedgie” on a water slide.

To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her.

Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.

[Zach 🌍 @NAACPYOUNGBOY]

We’re sooo back

[2Pac'sBabyMama @wxyZee]

And now we wait