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South View Middle School Class of ‘14

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@CouncilLegacy Why Seal not in the other pile?

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@Leo_Drake_15 @Dafore3 2 turn lethal, not turn 2 lethal.

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@ThePfef @ScreamyMc good lord this format is plagued with an infinite number of unsolvable problems

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country music has LIED to us, whiskey both tastes BAD and makes you feel WORSE when you are sad. How did they get this so wrong?? Are they idiots???

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Remember when Baja Blast was like the most exciting shit you could possibly be doing? Miss those days.

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@Marqrk1 @juliette_alfa @AceTheReaper657 @The_sigma_fem damn that’s messed up

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@geekphotos1424 @The_sigma_fem There are open tournaments and women-only tournaments. The women-only tournaments were created to encourage more women to get involved in the game.

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“country music is garbage it’s just dudes singing about beer and trucks”

Have you considered that trucks are cool and beer is awesome???

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Aftermath of the pregamed haircut

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Pregaming the haircut so I know the right things to say

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This was a joke but then they had a mini fridge at the barber??

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@cohnack delete

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@TheDiveDown @d00mwake Btw it’s March of the Machine, not March of Machines 😝

But great episode as always, thanks for all you do :)

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like when you’re young and naive you assume smart scientists have calculated each flight path decades into the future but nah pretty sure they kinda just chuck em up there and hope for the best

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chugged a Celsius at work and narrowly avoided a panic attack reading the Wikipedia page on “satellite collisions” 🔥💯

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“Drink more milk”?
“Make your bones strong”?

Listen, if what you’re saying is true and there really is a SKELETON inside my body… the last thing I should be doing is making him STRONGER 💀

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playing LIFE with the family on Christmas Eve and the adults got angry when I chose not to go to college

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@cedartree47 @xreamie are you sure? im thinking something deeper beneath the surface lies…