chick chirpingham

opinion writer for the canary column. 23 (he/him)

[chick chirpingham @cohnack]

23 year-old steps in dog poop- Asked to leave his shoes outside

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@greenbeanbarber

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

this fucks

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this sounding got me feelin line urethra franklin

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mythbusters episode where they kickflip a toyota tercel (easily)

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people dont like to say it but monty mole hits dingers

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she toyin with me like im from dressrosa #onepiecehumor #funny #laughs

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no its not fraud im smurfing in my tax bracket

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this is so sick

[Good Steely Dan Takes @baddantakes]

thinking again about the bar in Tokyo called Nightfly that does Dan album/whiskey pairings

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update im on chapter 700 this shit is goated i know im skimming too fast though

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i am now reading one piece

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im a minion on the dance floor with the way i groove

[alex @patriotdog]

In the electronics section at Target, a lady asked me if the chihuahuas from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1 were the same as in part 2. I said I didn't know and she walked away. Later, her daughter(?) asked me the same question, and the lady says "don't ask him, he's a fucking idiot"

[wint @dril]

oh you think im a fed? youre damn right im fed .. breafast lunch and dinner

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

taste like fuckin shit @Elfbar

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i am now reading one piece

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everyones obsessed with wrecking balls but i want a building ball or a healing ball maybe

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girl i have over: wow your room is so clean i bet your closet is beautifully organized

me: dont open that please umm theres nothing in there lol

my goblin necromancer prepping his spell:

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listening to my new record player while my roommate scrolls through instagram reels of machinegun fire and vine boom sounds at full volume

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I think too much man I need to do whipits or something idk