In the electronics section at Target, a lady asked me if the chihuahuas from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1 were the same as in part 2. I said I didn't know and she walked away. Later, her daughter(?) asked me the same question, and the lady says "don't ask him, he's a fucking idiot"
girl i have over: wow your room is so clean i bet your closet is beautifully organized
me: dont open that please umm theres nothing in there lol
my goblin necromancer prepping his spell: