Calzone King

Imagine your best friend, but healthier and better at boating. That’s me

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Hope Lance Armstrong having a terrible fucking day

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Haven’t checked my mailbox in 6 weeks. And I’m not gonna

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Itching to get a bunch of likes on an insta comment but tired of getting 10 notifications an hour everytime Complex post a new post. Has to be quick though. TIME IS MONEY IN THIS GAME

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Mf’s just be be getting married on Sundays and Wednesday now

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Mikko is that motherfucker

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

I miss hawk tuah😞

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Nico Harris. Bitch made, soft handed fuckwad

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I’m back bitches

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Finna beat Bobby Flays lil ass

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I fucking love this Andy Elliot fella

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Lance Armstrong is such a fuck. Fuck that bitch

[Live Boston 617 (Archived) @LiveBoston617]

Boston, MA - A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer.

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@brianjstultz You’re bitch made, head to toe

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Fuck the wild

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Huge shoutout to boobs

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Shits fucked fr fr

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The "Fuck her right in the pussy" guy pulling off the three-peat is incredible

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Need

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2022 fucked me

[Calzone King @CalzoneKing1]

Fascinated by the homeless