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[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Any company that is ‘too big to fail’ should be nationalized.

The audacity of these tech overlords to shove AI slop on us, kill jobs, steal our water, drive up electricity costs, hoard more wealth than God then demand we back stop their speculative gambling is wild. Fuck u

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

Want an example of a broken system? Florida DIDN’T “reject” the proposal to include a right to abortion in the constitution — they voted 58.2% in favor of abortion rights. But it needed 60% to pass, so it failed WITH A MAJORITY.

Can’t imagine what Florida women must be thinking.

[Mia @boygrrI]

my apologies indiana i wasnt aware of your game

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Réception du Grand Condé à Versailles, by Jean-Léon Gérôme, 1878, 📸 via @mollyhannahm

[trevy @chillextremist]

The age of little treats is over. The time of the big treat has come

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

This is the thing about America: if you can develop -*and scale* a better chicken tender, you will become richer than the royal family of Monaco

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Twins saving us from pain! #mntwins #skol

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Most fun things to yell during a football game:

1. "BALL" when there's a fumble
2. "Big 3rd down" when there's a big 3rd down

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣

📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork

[Dom @DomNeedsHelp]

Oh my god there's an upgraded version

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Lamar saw the Nelson Agholor signing and said enough is enough lmao

[!i @diegofye]

buying clothes don’t even make me happy anymore i need 2 buy land

[Football @BostonConnr]

That was one STANKY leg from Travis Kelce

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I don’t know why I blamed Christmas for being fat. I was fat in July.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how it started how it’s going

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Poll: Yacht is spelled weirdly.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Boris Johnson as skips.

A thread.

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

fucking cant wait for susie dent to tell us a medieval word for being under a desk later