Cameron Kay Hobbs

just trying my best

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Idk I’m not as down to watch Black Mirror after living through 2020/2021

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My family: How’s dating going?

Me:

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Me carrying every dating app conversation

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Nothing like working a large sporting event full of bros to remind you that misogyny is ALIVE AND WELL

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It’s sunny out and I’m on day 3 of my cycle, so suddenly everything in my life doesn’t feel wrong anymore 🌞

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Hell is this @hinge prompt response

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I would do a lot for my new baby niece but I will never go to Disney on Ice for that girl

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They always say never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry but they don’t tell you that you should definitely never ever go grocery shopping on day 2 of your period. I bought everything 😵‍💫

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New self-care habit: listening to one ABBA song before I go into work in the morning. Try having a bad day after listening to ‘Waterloo’. Impossible.

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Every time I read one of these tweets I say a little prayer gratitude that I’m no longer with my ex whose friends loved games more than life itself. I can’t tell you how many games I participated in against my will.

[carol from pta @carolfrompta]

do not try to teach me a card game i will literally pass out

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Tonight I got high and cried because I’m sad I haven’t seen my niece in a week, how’s your Saturday night going?

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I’ve been influenced (by my therapist)

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My expectation of having a second hoe phase in my late twenties vs reality

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

slut era

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It’s 2022 and guys are still listing tacos as one of their interests on their dating profiles.

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@carolbalangitan Congrats!! That’s one lucky team to have you as a leader 👏🏻

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Do I actually like that thing or is it just ✨ green ✨

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You never need a Farmers’ Almanac when your mom’s an avid gardener and your dad was an ag business major

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One pro for being single is I can’t remember the last time someone talked to me about cryptocurrency against my will

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@felishmignon My only 4th of July tradition is watching this video