Cam

Yes, I sometimes like mustard in a sandwich. Often quoting The Office UK.

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

I had a really lovely can of Coke earlier. I know they’re all the same, but this was a really good one.

[aj tracey @ajtracey]

6 months no alcohol
6 months no weed

feeling great 💪🏽

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

why tf u choose this pic? u couldnt find anything else? what’s the link?

[rob @fueledbyrobert]

I misspelled one word the other day and now Depop won’t stop mocking me

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Dango Ouattara wearing a hastily purchased, non-ironed shirt in the photo to announce his arrival at Bournemouth has amused me.

[b @bstrngr14]

Uni life

[Cam @CameronMustard]

@LoadingBar Great memories here Jimmy!

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Still cracks me up this reply

[Sam @sam_bambs]

No.1: shag an apple

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jennifer Lopez reveals she’s already been for two poos today.

“If I continue at this rate, we’re looking at 700+ poos by the end of 2023,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall