old samos the sage

i might do a song with your mother, i think she wanna see me on the track | they/them | im only the master of green eco! one of the wisest men on the planet!!

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

poured my heart out into a 30 year old yamaha

happy valentine’s day

https://t.co/g4x2mUch1c

[U @underscoresplus]

Can I have a jam track in fortnite

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

hilarious to me how people often use the intentionally goofy only up level to complain about this game. like gestral volleyball is right there, that one actually sucks

[marke @hyperviewed]

most meaningless award ever cuz how does this fucking win art direction

[۟ @peanutbustr]

i can tell what kind of person you are by what you think of when you read “bp”

[Girl @poseyves]

he’s her number one fan bro i cant

[Supergiant Games @SupergiantGames]

HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒

Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️

Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam or Epic with Cross Saves.

[EctoZorua.bsky.social 🎨 (check pinned!) @EctoLorean]

"Surpriiiiiiiiiise~ :D"
"RHAEELH!"
"𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈-𝐇𝐈-𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐄!!!!!"
"̴̛̬̆̋̀G̷̨̼̯͈̥͇̗̩͉̈́͆̓͊͂͐͋̑͗͋̅͋͆̚Ỳ̴̧̧͍̖̝̫͓̭̖̩̰̣͓͎͍̀̈́́̎E̴̡̡̛̪̰̹͔̝̱̗̹̺̒̍̊͊̽̕͜Ả̸͔̳͚̳̤̬̦̳̤̥̗͂̿̈̊̀̆̈́̈͑̒̍̌̕̕̕͠Ȩ̶̛̬͕̖̪̦͇͖̫̣̺͖͛̄̈̈̌͋̀̕͠H̴̨̧̼̯̫͉̙̖͕̬̝̗̱̗̋͛̒̇͆G̶̲͒̊!̸̛̟̰͔̭̗͔̻̄̇͂̅̽̄̏̀̀́̔̕͘͜͝ͅ!̶̢̧̢̢̨̲̠̠̜͚̜̺̻̉̃͜͝!̷̀̽̕"

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

only complaint is that i wish it was gayer

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

i just beat Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and i can already confidently say that this is my favorite video game made this decade so far

[Enza ⚡️ @ArmptsFan]

the lion does not concern himself with meeting hanako at embers

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Everyone moved on but I’m still here

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

@savingcomplex fresh static snow

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

pride month NL has awoken

[ukecrow... @zyxcheetah]

So they called me up, said "it's not enough
We needed new things to feel
Dead memories and the color of grief
Won't you help us to make it real?"
Well if you can take it when the mountains break
And the sea swallows up the sky
You can ride on me, I'll take you beyond belief
I wil

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

incredibly based

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

one time i asked this guy on hinge what his favorite pokemon was and he said blacephalon

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

if floor got no fans, i’m dead

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

the tetris theme is one of the greatest pieces of music ever written

[old samos the sage @CameronTonyP]

sometimes u need a physical receipt, damn

[Phil Bak @philbak1]

Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Guy trying to fuck the grinch: yea i never liked christmas that much either tbh haha

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

happy short king week (5/5-5/9) to those who celebrate!!!