ThingsILearnedAtCamp

Quotes, revelations, and funny reflections about the experiences of a counselor at a certain summer camp.

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Don't let your dreams be dreams. #ThingsILearnedAtCamp

[Nick Bratcher @NickBratcher]

@ChristnHipster pretty great, tbh.

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Intertribal dating is like eating Chinese on Dec. 25 and calling it Christmas dinner.

It counts, technically.

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@akfear whipped cream makes a delicious, though technically ineffective, facial scrub. #ThingsILearnedAtCamp

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Driving up to camp for the summer like

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When a camper of the opposite sex tries to talk to me

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Feeling strangely uneasy in the presence of large amounts of socks
#ThingsILearnedAtCamp

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When you talk about camp to your non-camp friends and they're all uninterested... https://t.co/fGuyxAmm9z

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

"Are these your $100 shorts?"

"No."

"You're sure?"

"Yes."

"They have your name in them..."

"Oh, yeah. They're mine. I forgot."

😬

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Be sure to explain to your campers that the shower curtain goes INSIDE the shower.

It's not as obvious as it seems.
#ThingsILearnedAtCamp

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If it smells clean, it is. #ThingsILearnedAtCamp

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There is no greater tradition than giving your Instagram and Twitter usernames to leaving campers

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Sure, it may almost be July, but at least we got this running before the end of summer #SorryNotSorry

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Clark Beckham was a camp counselor (https://t.co/xbhojqGLJP)! Let's support him on @AmericanIdol by voting for him: http://t.co/ujb60sXeHa

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

"I'll give you free tray-po if you eat everything on your plate." - Me, at dinner, giving up on life. #CampLogic

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Lunch is consistently the best meal of the day.

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Always be nice to the cooking instructors. #ThingsILearnedAtCamp #OhImSorryYouHaveToEatWetHam #ThisBakedMacNCheeseIsDelicious

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

27 things only a camp counselor will understand!
@CampMerriMac @Camp_Timberlake @CampIsGreat #campisgreat http://t.co/j3wjCkM2Kb

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

"In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world." -John 16:33

We love you, John. You made camp great.

[ThingsILearnedAtCamp @CampIsGreat]

Our God is good, even in the hard times. He brings light into darkness. Stay strong, fam. Jesus is still Lord.