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@dartmouth @nyrangers @campmerrimac

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

can this dog be my spirit animal?

[Jay Wright @CoachJayWright]

Like the starting
Point guard !go @Suns !! @Colling1021 @NovaMBB !

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

@ForecasterEnten @ForecasterEnten did I just see you in a cnn commercial?!

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

CNN had better let Anderson Cooper black out on New Year’s Eve for this.

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

Welp I’m 5’6. In a first class seat. @delta what tf is it like in economy?

[ariana ♫❤️‍🔥 @tscrazier]

in 30 years people will look back on this photo and say “wow taylormania was insane i wish i was there"

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

my mom just texted me this 💀

[chris @kittncorn]

93 and 20’s strengths don’t lie in 5v5 play driving and i firmly believe that’s not a fatal flaw in itself, the problem comes when you don’t give them a top-6 caliber guy who complements them and throw them at brutal matchups in the playoffs with frank vatrano and jack roslovic

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

@RottingMind39 Rangers in playoffs, oj in the news, earthquake in New York. Let’s go let’s go

[RottingMind39 @RottingMind39]

1994 you say?

[ryan @RyanFMandelbaum]

what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do

[trash jones @jzux]

it's important to have a friend whose house is like a bed rotting resort. you order breakfast. you watch tv in silence. you take a nap in their bed. then it's dinner and you order takeout. a no brain cells day

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

@macxboyle New to fanfic! Where can I find this?!

[kpax @kpaxwoo]

@vikkie Don’t even get me started on NYC<>BOS

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

“West of Manhattan” is the New Yorkiest possible way to refer to New Jersey

[Kalhan @KalhanR]

it’s incredible New Yorkers experience an earthquake and everyone is like “was that a train?” “did our laundry machine break?” “is that a truck passing by?” and now I realize we hAVE NEVER KNOWN A MOMENT OF PEACE

[Bahar Ostadan @BaharOstadan]

Almost every New Yorker I’ve interviewed today about the earthquake — even if they were 30 stories up in an office building — has said, “I thought it was the train.”