Campbell McCarthy

I'm much taller and more attractive than Harry Potter.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@WorldOfSven
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
GUY WHO IGNORED MY HAIKUS
WANTS POETRY HELP?

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@travismcelroy I got a venus fly trap and named it Trapis Patrick McElroy but it died

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@Discovery I literally spent thousands of dollars to fly in for a live taping, and now I can't watch it because you aren't airing it in Canada.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

I'm so ready for #battlebots this weekend! Made a motorized Warhead-head from the #savagemakerbox . Thanks @donttrythis !

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@Pungence Happy Birthday, my old Mindcrack Fan Server buddy!

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@snapchat When will you finally push an update that allows us to turn off the "is typing" notifications?

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@nickcarter @smashmouth

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@immieCB Oh shit, did I never reply to this? I'm sorry. Hopefully you haven't been waiting to hear back from me for three years.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

.@MaynardsCandy

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

*Dogs on coffee break*

Dog 1: Heard a great joke.

Dog 2: Oh yeah?

Dog 1: Knock kn-

*Dog 2 goes fuckin' nuts*

[matt @dogfather]

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[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Bono: hey can I use your phone for a sec?

Sure

[bono starts downloading his album on your phone]

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Goddamnit. Looks like I need a new hair product.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@jazmasta @weinerdog4life Actually it was 1/2 stars

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

I promise you it's one of the better Ice Bucket Challenge videos.
http://t.co/a0zZM8FarE

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@tastefactory I totally almost did that at a really weird urinal while travelling Europe.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@astro_reid Here I am, stuck in the Mediterranean with you

[Simon P (go find me on Bsky) @Pixelpoutine]

There's a cross-street game of hangman going on.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@Tiyuri Lots of games coming out soon, but not a lot of games coming out awesome. Don't worry about time, true fans aren't going anywhere.

[Campbell McCarthy @CampbellRossM]

@mollygos You mean Starhound?