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I think that Dracula would be good at bowling, the mummy wouldnt, Frankenstein’s just lucky, I haven’t had time to consider wolfman

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

im pitting my doctors against each other like divorced parents. tellin my dentist that the podiatrist said i can have sugar cubes

[krook @KrookTM]

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my vizier: (rueful—and yet, is that the shadow of a smile which plays across his lips?) they say, my lord… that you are washed, I fear

[Van 💖 @gigachilling]

bro got pushed on the swing mid-tweet

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

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Getting married with 1 airpod in

[jordan 🌿 @givemecrisps]

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[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Gf: I saw a quote today. “A poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a woman” & it made me think. What does the poet see when looking at the world’s sorry state today? And what do you see when you look at me?

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