Campus Tour Dads

Just your typical dad going on college campus tours with their child.

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Annnnnnd we're back! It's tour season again! And you know this dad's already dreading those long walks around campus

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we're penn state son

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So what is the "syllabus week" I've been hearing about?

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"HONEY I TOLD YOU NOT TO SIGN UP FOR A TOUR ON MOVE IN WEEKEND!!! NOW EVERY DAD HAS A SIMILAR SHIRT THAN ME!"

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Get ready for fall semester and tours out the wazoo! #we'rePennState

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Lotta dads at brunch today. Can you say #brunch #yagonnaneedmilkwiththatson

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@jmccarthyy stfu

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Can't wait to snort some adderall....haha right???

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Dad falling behind in the group:
"Jeeze should've gotten in an extra mile on the elliptical yesterday"

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Dad: "Hey son, I heard Aaron Carter is making a comeback...you love his music right??"

Son: "Shut up dad!"

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"So is there WiFi everywhere? Or how does the wifi work around here?"

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*Son is talking to hottest girl on the tour*

Dad: Would you like to introduce me to your new friend?!

*Hot girl immediately walks away*

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"Can we hurry this up? I have to be at the golf course for a 12:15 tee time"

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*3 minutes into the tour*

"So, when's the free lunch?"

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*Overweight dad obnoxiously barges to front of tour line* "R THE DORMS EQUIPPED WITH A MICROWAVE AND FRIDGE?! IF SO, WHAT R THE DIMENSIONS?"

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Here we have a Dad who slowly worked his way to the back of the line. "Where's the bar with the Monday specials?!"

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Dad jeans, Belt was showin’
Pit stains, they were glowin’
Where you think you’re going, baby?

“Uhh, on a college campus tour with my son.”

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*Dad drives around campus numerous times while searching for the designated visitor's parking lot*
Mom: Just park anywhere!!

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*Dad spills coffee on pant leg on the drive from the hotel, and argument ensues about whether or not he should change, dad prevails*

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Tour Guide: A lot of popular hip hop artists come here and perform.

Dad: Oh son you love that Wizard Khalifa guy!