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140 carrots

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

what is your favorite HDMI port on your tv? mine is 2

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This is new. Now the queue says the sale hasn’t started. #burningman

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@Nufargalin Crazy, I’d figure having two queues for the same link would get you in trouble in the final stage?

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@NatashaSofia Same here

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@TheMattKey Same sams sams

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@pollock @moshinsnotions Me too :/

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@eren Festival of unsolicited throw up in various public spaces

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five-billion years, as the Sun begins to die, its outer layers of glowing plasma will expand stupendously, engulfing the orbits of Mercury, then Venus, as the charred ember that was once the oasis of life called Earth vaporizes into the vacuum of space.
Have a nice day!

[🏴‍☠️ Elise Logan | Permanent Ateez Lockdown 🏴‍☠️ @Elise_Logan]

Dear Millenials: Here is a piece of information you may not know. The number of millenials age 18 and over (i.e., of voting age), now exceeds the number of living baby boomers. To be clear: IF YOU VOTE, YOU WILL OUTNUMBER THEM. Love, Me (GenX).

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@ktoker Cevap verdim sevgilim ;)

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@ktoker Hello 👋

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Lamborghini now makes an SUV. only time when a childhood dream was crushed harder was Hasselhoff’s music career post Knight Rider.

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Time it takes for mastery of any skill:
1. 10,000 hours
2. Total time spent refilling Brita pitcher

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@eren @Uber Do it today.

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The most vulnerably beautiful state of the human face is revealed when:
1. Singing
2. Having an orgasm
3. Checking linkedin endorsements

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@mtcrts Vocabuphobia is real. Intellectualistism is two!

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Toyota Fucking Camry

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@Chapinc "Listicle" sounds like a disease you would get in the Amazon because you didn't wear shoes.

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So you gonna start dropping names like this is pre-internet 1992, and I should be hip to any of them. dafuqoutta here.

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You're ordering that 5th cocktail, but you gonna leave strips of your pizza crust on your plate like a child?