The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe

Retired Canadian Farmer

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands either but @AkilAugustine takes it to another level. Just keep your hands off @UrbanRandy's immaculate hair. #CourtSurfing

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Please @AkilAugustine make sure @UrbanRandy gets the needle on the show.

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Hey @UrbanRandy & @AkilAugustine, any good TV recommendations tonight?

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

@chicagobulls seems unlikely he'd get 00 points.

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Hey @NBATVCanada why is @UrbanRandy single tonight, did he and @AkilAugustine break up?

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

It is with a heavy heart I have decided to walk away from being John Doe. I just want to get back to being the real John Doe. I couldn't tell @AkilAugustine or @UrbanRandy before hand because I would just cry #CourtSurfing #SteppingAway @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

yo @AkilAugustine good call with the Ford, ask @UrbanRandy about it, I believe his first car was a 72 Ford Pinto #CourtSurfing @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

expectation vs reality @AkilAugustine #CourtSurfing @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Hey @AkilAugustine it might be time to see a real barber and stop letting @UrbanRandy cut your hair, despite how good he looks while doing it #CourtSurfing @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Yo @AkilAugustine @UrbanRandy loving the Tekashi 3'9 reference on #CourtSurfing #StopSnitching @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

speaking of bad hair on #CourtSurfing. Be kind @AkilAugustine & @UrbanRandy we've all had a bad hair day/phase no? @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Dude, @AkilAugustine hitting game winning shots like #Ouch #CourtSurfing @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

One minute into #CourtSurfing and @AkilAugustine is already taking calls. #OldSchoolSwagger @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Hey @Warrens_World10 don't let @AkilAugustine tell you that's not the beat, you make the beats #CourtSurfing #Brooklyn

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

@NBATVCanada @AkilAugustine @NASA @Warrens_World10 He's moonwalkin' in #Memphis

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Is @AkilAugustine really wearing a @NASA shirt tonight? @Warrens_World10 should tell him that in Space nobody can hear him scream #CourtSurfing @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

if @AkilAugustine ends up with a little head and lack of self confidence from his producer telling him the harsh truths in his ear than we will we get to see more @Warrens_World10? #CourtSurfing

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

I see @Warrens_World10 with the Rare shirt, no need to point it out @AkilAugustine but I also notice that @UrbanRandy got a rare break. Good thing too, he's been looking real tired.

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

Hey @UrbanRandy thanks for mentioning on #CourtsSurfing that I had a few gems tonight, always happy when you can squeeze them in. @Warrens_World10 @NBATVCanada

[The Artist Formerly Known as John Doe @CanYouEvenSwim]

I would say @UrbanRandy @Warrens_World10 & @AkilAugustine are my 3 favourite Uncles #CourtSurfing #SayUncle @NBATVCanada